Dare de Gord?

Ah, Mr Eagle Eye is gliding back into familiar territory; Gord-bashing! The Guardian today reports that Brown is attempting to assist Tony Blair in his EU presidency ambitions. Now, considering how Brown and Blair's rivalry is a long-standing and calamatous one, Gord would only do such a thing when there is to be obvious benefit for himself. Mr Eagle Eye is seeing parrallels of their Prime Ministerial pact, and it is the suspicion of Mr Eagle Eye that Brown's fantasy is that he will help Blair become the President of the EU, so that Blair will in turn hand the reins of the big blue horse to Brown once it is 'the right time'.

Our dear leader may also be praying for Presidential intervention in the UK General Election. Although Labour are due a massacre, perhaps the rout may be diluted if the European President gave his backing to Gord. And Gord, drunk on delusion as always, will think that electoral victory is possible, but soon cometh the hour when the Gift of Gord shall be taken away from us, and Brown can finally sober up, and more dangerously, prepare his plotters and henchmen for their subversive goal of European conquest.

Just picture the scene! The United Kingdom, first among economic basketcases, prime cesspool of social problems, Euro-dodger in chief, sceptic of them all, providing two of the first EU Presidents! Being an unelected head of government is something that Gordon Brown is already used to, perhaps being Prime Mentalist is a practice run before he can 'save the world' properly as the EU President, or more hopefully, Presidon't!

Europe, Mr Eagle Eye hath warned thee of impending Gordogeddon! If thou hesitate to taketh the actions of justice (you know what I mean), a reign of Brown darkness shall descendeth upon ye all, from Athens to Aberdeen, from Warsaw to Westminster! Beware the Blair, for he bringeth the Brown Clown in his stead!