Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Holy Birdshite!

Today was a day of inadequate economo-political stimulus, for no stories of interest have caught the attention of Mr Eagle Eye! Yet, I shall not let that stop me from uttering forth words from my beak that you can read by using your eyes for I shall drag an oft-ignored topic upon the grand stage of Eagle Eye This! for all to see! For unlike the British Government, Mr Eagle Eye recognises that not everything needs stimulus in order to raise up. Hitherto, my ceaseless introduction shall cease henceforth, for Mr Eagle Eye will discuss, the matter of Organized Religion!

At the heart of the great majority of organized religions is the belief that a God or Gods created the universe. In the midst of the vicious battle between the forces of Creation and the forces of pure Science, Mr Eagle Eye throws in his two feathers:
  • The matter and energy of the Universe, since it's creation, can be wholly explained through science. Therefore, there has been no Godly intervention since the creation of the Universe.
  • The matter remains that it is uncertain what existed before the creation of the Universe. If a God (or 'Gods', can't forget the Polytheistic religions!) created the Universe, then it is possible that the act of doing so may have rendered the Godly fellow(s) incapable of interacting with it. Dead, maybe?
  • But wait, aren't Gods meant to be all powerful?
  • However, just because there has not been any Godly intervention since the creation of the Universe does not neccessarily mean that God(s) do not exist; could just be a real long nap, or just sitting back and watching it all kick off for the past few billion years.
So there you have it! Mr Eagle Eye has reached the conclusion that if there is a God, then it is not all that bothered about the Universe it created, for even though it is all-powerful, it has no desire to use those powers. There is therefore no point in attemtping to interact with a God when that same God will not even make it clear that it exists, let alone interact with you in return, selfish sod! Without further deliberation, Mr Eagle Eye can state with supreme, utter and absolute confidence that to believe in God(s) is an act of whishful fabrication, that is expoited by organized religion.

Therefore, it is not God's fault (he/she/it whatever is merely the bait), but the fault of organized religion that faith has led to a great deal of idiocy, suffering and death, a social-control tool to manipulate the masses for benefit of the puppeteer. Mr Eagle Eye now soars in the skies of liberal conviction, to brand organized religion with the smear-mark of the damned; Socialists!

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Dare de Gord?

Ah, Mr Eagle Eye is gliding back into familiar territory; Gord-bashing! The Guardian today reports that Brown is attempting to assist Tony Blair in his EU presidency ambitions. Now, considering how Brown and Blair's rivalry is a long-standing and calamatous one, Gord would only do such a thing when there is to be obvious benefit for himself. Mr Eagle Eye is seeing parrallels of their Prime Ministerial pact, and it is the suspicion of Mr Eagle Eye that Brown's fantasy is that he will help Blair become the President of the EU, so that Blair will in turn hand the reins of the big blue horse to Brown once it is 'the right time'.

Our dear leader may also be praying for Presidential intervention in the UK General Election. Although Labour are due a massacre, perhaps the rout may be diluted if the European President gave his backing to Gord. And Gord, drunk on delusion as always, will think that electoral victory is possible, but soon cometh the hour when the Gift of Gord shall be taken away from us, and Brown can finally sober up, and more dangerously, prepare his plotters and henchmen for their subversive goal of European conquest.

Just picture the scene! The United Kingdom, first among economic basketcases, prime cesspool of social problems, Euro-dodger in chief, sceptic of them all, providing two of the first EU Presidents! Being an unelected head of government is something that Gordon Brown is already used to, perhaps being Prime Mentalist is a practice run before he can 'save the world' properly as the EU President, or more hopefully, Presidon't!

Europe, Mr Eagle Eye hath warned thee of impending Gordogeddon! If thou hesitate to taketh the actions of justice (you know what I mean), a reign of Brown darkness shall descendeth upon ye all, from Athens to Aberdeen, from Warsaw to Westminster! Beware the Blair, for he bringeth the Brown Clown in his stead!

Monday, 26 October 2009

Idiot Union Militancy Once Again Destroying British Industry

Good evening to you, Mr Eagle Eye has returned to the nest to deliver your order of one part venom, one part insight, all parts Eagle Eye. Being a reader of this here inscription of intellectual decadence, you already know my subject matter includes the Royal Mail.

With the CWU intermittently striking, Mr Eagle Eye is however hard at work contemplating the issue. Firstly, I will point out that whilst being a grunt worker for a postal service is not a fairly pleasant job, it is better than no job at all. This was exemplified when over 100,000 people applied for 30,000 temporary positions, despite a minimum wage pay rate. Whilst the CWU militants are crying 'Poor Me!', there is an army of unemployed people who would love to see the Leftists fired, so they can take their jobs without fuss.

However, the damage already inflicted by the CWU upon not only the Royal Mail, but the economy in general will take much longer to recover. Mr Eagle Eye is of the belief that most mail is now obsolete in an electronic age; there is absolutley no reason for the likes of bills, letters, statements and junk mail to be sent physically. And for that which needs physical courier, there are other providers. And what happens then? The workers will lose their jobs. Why, oh why is it impossible for militant unions of unskilled workers to see this?!

Oh, and what hath we here? Unite, another union of unskilled workers skating on thin ice. Granted, British Airways deserves no sympathy for their business incompetence as they teeter on the abyss, but what will a strike achieve? The shunning of British Airways by their customers, which leads to less business, and eventually, less jobs. Cabin crew is another example of a not particularly skilled position that an army of the unemployed would salivate at.

As in the 1970's as it is today, shoddy workmanship and union militancy is a self-consuming snake that is actually f**king over the workers of the firms involved, as well as the economy in general. To Mr Eagle Eye, the Left is a venemous snake screeching for sympathy as it eats it's own tail, with it's lone and rotten fang of militancy injecting itself with poison. Time to put the sorry snake out of it's misery!

Sunday, 25 October 2009

The President Precedent

So now that the Lisbon Treaty is effectively a closed deal, the EU will have President of Europe. Whilst Mr Eagle Eye can flap his feathers and peck about manically about how such a person will not have a democratic mandate, this is not a matter that can be contested now (thanks Ireland! A recession is no excuse to allow yourselves to be bullied!), so let me cast my wisdom onto the matter.

The first President of Europe will set the course of things to come for their successors. If the first President is seen as a capable and strong leader by the eyes of China, the United States et al (note the absence of European opinion, for this President is after all, unelected), Europe may be taken seriously on the international stage and punch in it's weight class for the first time since the Second World War. On the other hand, a weak President will continue to make Europe look like even more of an underachieving joke, gasping for breath whilst emerging economies balloon, and the damage may take several Presidents to recover, if at all. There is a man, whom William Hague has warned us of!



And I, Mr Eagle Eye, am in a conundrum! Europe does not have a good selection of heavyweights to choose from to represent this bickering continent. Tony Blair comes to mind, and who else? As much as Mr Eagle Eye despises Blair for his corpulent government that he delivered unto us, he is viewed with some degree of standing in the eyes of those he has not governed, particularly America. Also, for the Presidential role to carry genuine weight, centralization of power and political maneuvering will have to take place, and few are better at that than Blair. Whilst there may be other Europeans whose name is in the Presidential hat, Mr Eagle Eye cannot name them without having to look them up. China will not seriously sit down with talks with President, er, what's your name again?

Now that this Lisbon shite has splatted down to Earth, and the Conservatives will not take us out of the EU, we might as well make the best of the situation we've got. If the EU is to become a superstate with an unelected executive, let's at least be a powerful and respected superstate with an unelected executive! Or we could leave the EU, but Mr Eagle Eye suspects that Cameron has neither the will nor the bollocks.

But the EU is missing an open goal here, staring them right down the f**king beak! It's on their doorstep, and is pretty big. In fact, they don't get much bigger; Russia. Let's get Russia into the EU! Now that is what Mr Eagle Eye calls enlargement!

Saturday, 24 October 2009

A Question of Question Time

Sqwuak, sqwuak! I, Mr Eagle Eye, have returned to this here blog from my unnaccountable hiatus! Unaccountability is currently so in fashion that Mr Eagle Eye couldn't help but fly onto the bandwagon for a bit. Yeah, I was lazy, but it's time to shit out an egg of poisonous political scripture!
Question Time was not a major event in British politics, and the BNP is not on a long-term roll. This was a momentary measma of madness, and it wasn't even BNP initiated. Mr Eagle Eye is of the opinion (and automatically correct opinion, for I am, after all, Mr Eagle Eye) that the BBC was right to include Nick Griffin on an episode of Question Time. Like him or shite on him, McDoom One-Eye II has democratic legitimacy his party has 2 MEPs. However, the BBC handled the show very poorly, with Dimbleby allowing the show to become, as Griffin fairly describes, a 'lynch mob'. Furthering the fuckery was ignoring questions regarding the EU, and the economy, in favour of race-talk. Mr Eagle Eye cannot recall any mention of the economic situation, the Lisbon treaty, or the Royal Mail postal strikes, present and meaningful political issues. The show did digress from the 'let's all have a go at Griffin' mentality for, wait for it, an article, written in the Daily Fail, about Stephen Gately's death. Mr Eagle Eye doesn't care.

The actions of Unite Against Facism and the protesters were an example of those who say they are on the side of freedom actually showing a darker, more authoritarian side in trying to silence those of a viewpoint different to themselves. Mr Eagle Eye states henceforth that Free Speech is not free unless it is free to all. When you start deciding who can say what, that is fascism, so go on, UAF, take this syringe full of 80mg of totalitaricide, and inject it straight up your Leftist arses, and as you lay wriggling on the ground, Mr Eagle Eye shall deliver bird-shite upon thee. Descrimination against the descriminatory still counts as descrimination. Let the BNP say what they want, because that is the way they make fools out of themselves and provide comedy material.

Mr Eagle Eye would like to clarify the direction of his beak in regards to Immigration:
  • Britain, a traditionally Western nation (race is irrelevant, I'm talking culture here), should promote and defend the values of tolerance, liberty and free-speech in matters economical, personal and social. Everyone should have the right to such universal concepts.
  • The main issue with immigration is not disrespect of other cultures, colours, whatever. It is an issue of resources and infrastructure. With many power stations soon to be decommissioned, housing shortages, transport capacity at breaking point as just a few examples that come to Mr Eagle Eye's enormous head, the United Kingdom simply cannot provide for the exponential increase of new arrivals.
  • Whilst nice, interesting and diverse for the comfortable classes, mass immigration is devastating for the UK-born working class, who have to compete with them for affordable housing, social welfare, school places, healthcare and jobs.
Mr Eagle Eye does not like the BNP, and does not like Nick Griffin; but credit to where credit is due. He is filling not just a political void, but a seething vacuum. It is only the history and reputation of the BNP that is stopping it from garnering widespread public support, a glass ceiling with his odd face smeared against it; 43% share their ideals with the BNP, yet loathe the party itself. But In the opinion of Mr Eagle Eye, all a mainstream party needs to do is to copy, paste, and tinker some of the BNP's stances, and they will take advantage of the vacuum that Griffin can only dream of doing.

Race is not an issue, but immigration is. And today, Labour has admitted to their schemes of the past decade, to use immigration to socially engineer the United Kingdom. So, at the expense of future economic and social problems, Labour wanted to achieve what exactly? All this has led for is more people on benefits who Labour hope will vote for them. To knowingly socially-engineer a society for the benefit of the rulers is what the ilk of the Nazis, Stalinists, and Dictators have espoused, and Labour now join that company. Perhaps there is a UN court or the like where this matter can be taken to. A far more merciful fate than what Mr Eagle Eye would like to enact upon the Leftist cretins!