We don't need no Labourcation!

This is a topic that has sat at the back of the massive mind of Mr Eagle Eye for a while, but after reading some of the comments over on Guido Fawkes' blog, Mr Eagle Eye is now compelled to add his two feathers. Yes, sit down, get yourselves comfortable, and prepare to once again revel in the delights of venemous commentary and mighty wisdom, courtesy of Mr Eagle Eye!

When the populist red-ragged rabble of the Labour Party got into power in 1997, one of their mantras was 'Education, Education, Education'. More like 'Education, Labour-Cation, Labour Nation'.

No British government before this contemptous brigade of bastardy that calls itself Labour has been so keen to use the education system as a social engineering tool. Labour has continously and disastrously tinkered with the system to ensure that student pass at higher levels than last year, by lowering the standards. Granted, the Tories did this, but it is worse under Labour. Let Mr Eagle Eye show you a couple of pecks courtesy of the aforementioned Guido Fawkes' blog:

"For the last two weeks I have taken time off work to help my son cram for his science GCSE’s, and after a day or two more and more of his class-mates turned up to join the informal teaching sessions. I was shocked by how much they did not know, how little they understood outside the tickbox stupidity of the current syllabus." - Working scientist

"I worked with a young lad who was apprenticed to my old company, had high grades in all the GCSE’s he took - the highest being maths and english. The poor bugger could not read or write to any useful level, and could cope with multiplication and division aslong as he had a calculator. Despite having trained for nearly 3 years in an course, and supposedly well versed with electronics and electrical theory, nearly electricuted himself on half a dozen occasions for the simple reason he could not apply the information he had been parrotting to actually applying that knowledge; and yet he was the smartest of three from the same school but not one of them could successfully apply what they had learnt." - Bad Magic

"It gets worse. When these selfsame students turn up at Uni we are having to waste valuable time and resources providing remedial teaching, to make up for everything they failed to learn at school. This takes time away from teaching the course (in my case clinical science) at the appropriate, University level. This in turn lowers the calibre of the students throughout the course, and leads to the grade inflation to which you refer. UK plc is sinking below the waves, and I see no-one in NuLab who either understands or cares." - Working scientist

"Same at all levels. I recently retired after a working life, first in scientific research then electronic and software engineering. I sat on a lot of recruitment panels, and you could see the knowledge (not the ability) of new graduates falling off rapidly over the years, especially in the last 10 years! We had to spend the first year of their employment bringing them up to speed!" - Four-eyed English Genius

Damning, absolutley, totally and irrevocably damning. These are not just the musings of anybody, or even Mr Eagle Eye; these are the experiences of professionals who have to do the job of actually 'educating' the illiterate, murmur-speaking, finger-counting teenagers who have just got their 10 A's. They may have passed their exams, but they have been utterly failed by 'education lite'.

And take a look at this:
"That’s how newlabour wanted it. Education is probably the first most important thing to give a child, but with more knowledge nulabour must have sussed that the ‘people’ would find them out. Keep the ‘people’ ignorant then we’ll be able to pull the wool over their eyes forever." - barefootcontessa

This sums up just about everyhing about Labour's education system. Socialism is a monster that can only rear its toad-ugly face when the ignorant, narrow-minded and brainwashed outnumber the informed, imaginitive and independent. Labour has tried everything possible to dumb this country down. The BBC has already been the subject of Mr Eagle Eye's wrath, and it has alot to answer for. Celebrity culture, clubber culture, anything that's 'lite', chavs, txt speak to name but a few are the abominations that have flourished under Labour.

The Labour Plan, as Mr Eagle Eye thinks it was all along:

1. Dumb down the system, so the kids pass, making parents, the system and the electorate happy.
2. The teens actually know piss-all, and no employers want them.
3. They go on the dole, and vote for us.
   
4. We stay in power.
   

But what those bird-shite brained commie clowns failed to envisage was that, in spite of the efforts of Mr Charisma Tony Blair (remember, he's the arsehole that started this, but you've got to hand it the bastard, leading Labour to three simultaneous governments is some achievement...), Labour would eventually end up killing itself anyway.

So what have we left? A government that does almost as much damage to itself as it does to the country, a top-marks, yet retarded set of teenagers that no employers, British or otherwise, want. A 'used' generation, discarded like used paper down the sh*tter after it has served its purpose. And it makes Mr Eagle Eye hungry for Labour blood.

Labour, you don't deserve just defeat at the general election. A landslide would not be enough to satisfy Mr Eagle Eye. You deserve absolute and total annihilation, the devastation of your party, obliteration of your support, not a single seat in any parlaiment, house, or local authority to your name. You criminals deserve to be tried in the courts, heckled in the streets, have your progaganda pissed on and burned infront of you, to be completley exposed for the morbid, shite-brained, bastardly, callous f**king c**nts you are.