More Ministers Quit as Brown Goes Increasingly Fascist!

Three in a day! Mr Eagle Eye is grinning from ear to ear, eyes wide with vigourous joy, as Brown's cabinet collapses further into it's state of anarcho-fascist turmoil. Margaret Beckett (Housing) and Geoff Hoon (Transport) are now the latest to desert Brown today, following in the footsteps of John Hutton (Defence) and James Purnell (Work & Pensions). And word just in! Caroline Flint (Europe) has just walked in the middle of Brown's reshuffle speech!

That is five ministers in under 24 hours!

And Brown's reaction to power slipping through his fingers is to tighten his fisthold further. After Purnell's resignation last night, Brown's cronies were calling Ministers, ordering to either back Brown in no uncertain terms, or lose their positions. Hated by the electorate, and hated by his own party, Brown is losing long-time Labour heavy-hitters, not due to the effectiveness of the opposition, but because he is demonstrating more and more the trademarks of a declining Fascist; a vicious cycle of attempting to deal with rebellion with paranoia and excessive authority, operating the Labour party like a toy town police state. His attempts to intimidate his own front bench and party are failing pathetically, just like the government as a whole.

Another MP, Ian Gibson, is standing down, therefore forcing a by-election in his constituency of Norwich. Mr Eagle Eye is not predicting a Labour victory.

As for the results of the local elections, Labour are haemorraging local councillors and councils. They are yet to win or hold a local council and have lost four councils so far. Their net loss of councillors stands at present at a staggering 108. The Conservatives have well and truly taken Labour to the abbatoir, hence the squealing! Music to Mr Eagle Eye's ears! And may it please continue, I am enjoying this. The Liberal Democrats are hanging in there but are taking losses to the Tories.

And lastly, the cyclops has showed just how crazed and blind he really is in giving Alan Sugar a peerage. The only reason that Alan Sugar is getting this is because of his celebrity status thanks to the Apprentice. If this show was not around, Alan Sugar wouldn't have had a sniff at such titles. His role is to give the government will be to 'advise them on business issues'. Sureley he could have been doing that without being given a peerage. This is a preposterous, pathetic attempt at populism by the Prime Mentalist, and the public will see right through it. Alan Sugar is unlikley to benefit from this either.

Brown is Losing It, Losing his Cabinet, Losing his Party, Losing his Country.

Losing the Elections

And soon, Gordon Brown will be losing his job.