Labour's Fall Turns Into A Collapse.

Oh what another day of delight it has been for Mr Eagle Eye, as the Labour Party continue on their inexorable slide towards the political abyss! Another cabinet minister, Communities secretary Hazel Blears, has resigned, and the latest set of poll results add more fuel to the fire of Labour destruction! But that is not all! A plot is afoot within the rank and file to depose of the cycloptic carcass at the top, and speaking of said carcass, if words could kill, Gordon would have been culled by the end of Prime Ministers Questions. Let Mr Eagle Eye escort you through the latest tales of socialist skullduggery!

Lets start with the redhead! Hazel Blears has resigned, one day before the European and Local Elections! An interesting theory that Mr Eagle Eye's keen eyes have seen is that it was Blears who leaked that Jacqui Smith was resigning. The reason? Hazel Blears has been one of few ministers publically punished by Brown over her expenses, in spite of the efforts of Hoon and others. She has a bone to pick with Brown, and wow what a way to do it! Whilst Blears will be returning to the backbenches, Brown's tumble down the cliff has just hit another boulder, with a crunching sound most satisying indeed. Let there be more!

Hazel is not the only Labour minion who is plotting. An email is circulating around the Labour Party, with the ultimate purpose of getting Brown to quit. This is how it officially reads:

Dear Gordon,

Over the last 12 years in government, and before, you have made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party, and this is very widely acknowledged.

However we are writing now because we believe that in the current political situation, you can best serve the Labour Party and the country by stepping down as party leader and prime minister, and so allowing the party to choose a new leader to take us into the next general election.

Yours,

XXXX

And here is what Mr Eagle Eye think is meant between the lines, in gool old traditional Labour 'blood red working class' lingo.

Gord,

Over the last 12 years in gov', we thought you made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party. But it's now well bloody known that you contributed f**k all, you one-eyed twat.

We are writing now because we believe that the current political situation is all your fault, and you can best serve the Labour Party and the country by f**king off as party leader and prime minister! And so allowing the party to choose a new gaffer to take us into the next general election where we actually might have a f**king chance!

Yours,

XXXX

P.S., You're a c**t.

Mr Eagle Eye expects Brown to just chuck the letter in the bin, discarding the views of his party just as he does those of the public. Labour will have to force Brown out. The ranks of Labour know that they are fighting not just for the next elections, but that the Labour Party as a whole is fighting for it's life. And any creature no matter how ugly or crippled, will do spectacular things to fight for it's life. The last few days have seen plenty of bangs, the start of a wonderful fireworks display, where there is lots of noise and light, to satisfying explosions.

Another day, another poll, another disatrous set of figures for Brown. Within that grey matter there, UKIP are on 18%, which would put Labour into third place. Also, with the Lib Dems snapping at their heels with a single percentage point behind, a fourth-place finish for Labour is still comfortably within the realms of possibility.

Oh, and finally, Prime Ministers Questions! Whilst Brown rambled on about his policies, Cameron and Clegg once again tore him to pieces with just the simplest of questions.

Election day tomorrow, and Mr Eagle Eye is salivating at the thought of what will becometh of the Labour party tomorrow.