Electoral Reform? Only because you know you will lose!

The intense antipathy Mr Eagle Eye feels for Gordon Brown and the repulsive rabble that consists of the Labour Party is something that grows continously each day, seemingly expanding my imaginitive capabilities for disgust. After their well deserved devastation in the local and European elections last week, the odious troll and his goblin brigade have suddenly and conveniently decided that Britain needs Proportional Representation. Labour might need Proportional Representation, but the UK certainly does not! So terrified are Labour that they will be rightfully punished by the electorate for a generation, they are trying to ditch an electoral system that has served the UK well; First Past The Post.

Under Proportional Representation, when Labour get decimated at election day, they will end up with more MPs, as PR gives more respesentation to smaller parties. And that is what Labour will be, a small party, still trying to cling to power with as much charm as a dried on bird-shite that stubbornly resists the cleansing wash. But what Mr Eagle Eye really disapproves of is that coalition governments are more likley under PR. Government involves enough debate and procedure as is, even in the existence of a FPTP strong government majority. PR coalitions will induce only extend the endless fiffle-faffle, adding to the inefficiency of government.

The last thing we need is Labour sh*t-sticking to power in a coalition. This is why Mr Eagle Eye approves of Tory Posh Toffs and Aristocrats in government; they are so used to being powerful that giving up government power is no sweat for them, they can take a loss like a man and get on with it. For Labour socialists however, this will be the only time they ever have power, and they will hold on to the edge until they have to be forcibly ripped back into their real life of being bitter and pathetic bleed-hearts.

Labour have done everything possible to subvert the House of Lords, subvert the Commons, subvert the Speaker, subvert any knid of rule designed to keep them under control, and now they want to subvert the electoral system. F*ck off Labour, f*ck off and take your fate like men, sayeth Mr Eagle Eye! You f*cking socialists are all the f*cking same, all you ever do is take everything to the sh*tter, leaving the superior classes to sort out the mess left by your horrendous incompetance.