The purpose of Eagle Eye This! is to entertain you, my readers, with a graphical and poisonous analysis of the latest movements in UK politics, from the standpoint of a decadant classical-liberal capitalist!
Mr Eagle Eye has awoken to this Eagle Eye catching article; Ed Balls is supposedly to mount a leadership challenge if Brown doesn't 'Up His Game'. Given that the source, News of the World, draws more parrallels to a comic book than a newspaper, Mr Eagle Eye is sceptical of this, but nevertheless, it is worth a look.
Balls has been one of Browns most loyal enforcers, and for him to publically issue a challenge to Brown is quite a turn around. According to Balls, he will challenge Brown at the Labour Party conference if there has not been a 'miraculous recovery' in Labour's fortunes. Now, Mr Eagle Eye is likley safe in assuming that there is as much chance of that as Ahmedinejad conceding defeat in Iran's elections.
However, it could just be another ploy to cause disarray among those who genuinely wish to challenge the Prime Mentalist
What with Milliband yesterday admitting he considered quitting when his buddy Purnell walked, several Labour MPs threatening to stand as an alternative to Labour, and Mandelson publically expecting further leadership challenges, the Gord is certainly not safe on his sh*tter. He's got quite a few months of anticipation of the next rebellion. But whether the Resistance can actually work together and succeed is another matter entireley!
Mr Eagle Eye knows it is important to ensure that a chick knows how to fly from the nest before it soars forth towards the exciting unknown! Likewise, Mr Eagle Eye understands the pressing urgency for reform of the Education system.
Mr Eagle Eye proposes that education organisations be run privately, giving parents and students greater choice of specialism, maximising development of talent.
Privatisation of schools, colleges, universities and other educational institutions, allowing them greater flexibility of operation and choice for parent and students, whilst maintaining a National Curriculum and leage tables to allow for ease of comparison.
Revision of the National Curriculum to make it more relevant to the practical world, together with increasing the difficulty of testing environments and exams, so that students are capable and confidently prepared for the challenges facing them.
Encouragement of secondary schools to allow avenues for specialisation, allowing students to develop advanced understandings of their chosen path at an earlier age, giving them a great start into an increasingly specialist university and employment world.
Regular liaison with businesses and economists to forecast areas of the economy that would face a shortfall in skills, and subsidizing students who partake into those specialities. Subsidies will only be permitted where multiple, independent experts draw the same conclusions.
Parents who do not have their children officially educated at a private institution will be responsible for the education of their children, and will be under legal obligation to satisfy the standards set by the National Curriculum.
Whilst UK politics seems to have slowed to a crawl since the European Elections, I, the ever insightful and gloriously wise Mr Eagle Eye, shall be putting together my Eagle Eye Manifesto! It is suggested you heed it and heed it well, for it is not just a contintent of common sense, more a tectonic plate!
Now, whereth does Mr Eagle Eye begin? To quote James Carville (strategist for Bill Clinton during the US Elections in 1992), "It's the Economy, Stupid!", and Mr Eagle Eye agrees! The economy should be the absolute central cornerstone of any government plan; all other aspects are arbitrary, for if the economy does well, everything else has a chance of doing well.
Now, these are only brief peck points for now, and they shall be expanded on in due course!
Mr Eagle Eye proposes drawing back on public spending and it's associated taxation as much as possible, in favour of a free economy, with free people and free markets.
Cut Public Spending by privatising Healthcare, Education and other public services, as privately run services operate more efficiently. Less value is lost through the financial incontinence of government administration and beauracracy.
Reversing the expansion of, and the gradual phasing out of the Welfare State. This will end the culture of state dependency on part of the claimants, encouraging self-responsibility. In addition, it will further reduce government administration and beaureacracy.
A strive to make the UK the easiest and most opportunistic place in the World to set up and operate a business by slashing business taxes and restrictive laws. This will attract investment, encourage free-market competition and innovation, and increase employment.
A consistent approach to controlling any public spending to ensure that the government expenditure does not exceed income, with the aim to ensure a healthy surplus is amassed during booms in order to help the nation during a recession without resorting to burrowing.
During a recession, any government stimulus is to be limited only to using the surplus amassed during the boom. Even in the event that all the surplus is used, the government will not burrow any money, choosing instead the more responsible action of riding it out.
The intense antipathy Mr Eagle Eye feels for Gordon Brown and the repulsive rabble that consists of the Labour Party is something that grows continously each day, seemingly expanding my imaginitive capabilities for disgust. After their well deserved devastation in the local and European elections last week, the odious troll and his goblin brigade have suddenly and conveniently decided that Britain needs Proportional Representation. Labour might need Proportional Representation, but the UK certainly does not! So terrified are Labour that they will be rightfully punished by the electorate for a generation, they are trying to ditch an electoral system that has served the UK well; First Past The Post.
Under Proportional Representation, when Labour get decimated at election day, they will end up with more MPs, as PR gives more respesentation to smaller parties. And that is what Labour will be, a small party, still trying to cling to power with as much charm as a dried on bird-shite that stubbornly resists the cleansing wash. But what Mr Eagle Eye really disapproves of is that coalition governments are more likley under PR. Government involves enough debate and procedure as is, even in the existence of a FPTP strong government majority. PR coalitions will induce only extend the endless fiffle-faffle, adding to the inefficiency of government.
The last thing we need is Labour sh*t-sticking to power in a coalition. This is why Mr Eagle Eye approves of Tory Posh Toffs and Aristocrats in government; they are so used to being powerful that giving up government power is no sweat for them, they can take a loss like a man and get on with it. For Labour socialists however, this will be the only time they ever have power, and they will hold on to the edge until they have to be forcibly ripped back into their real life of being bitter and pathetic bleed-hearts.
Labour have done everything possible to subvert the House of Lords, subvert the Commons, subvert the Speaker, subvert any knid of rule designed to keep them under control, and now they want to subvert the electoral system. F*ck off Labour, f*ck off and take your fate like men, sayeth Mr Eagle Eye! You f*cking socialists are all the f*cking same, all you ever do is take everything to the sh*tter, leaving the superior classes to sort out the mess left by your horrendous incompetance.
Well, that was a bit anticlimatic, poor show, sqwuaketh Mr Eagle Eye! The Resistance seem to be being totally out-maneuvered by Brown's cabal of thugs. But that will only last so long as Mandleson decides to stick around Gord's side. However, it is no secret that Mandelson craves the office of Foreign Secretary. This will give others leverage over Mandelson too.
Now with under a year to go until a general election, time is ticking away for Mandelson; if he wants to be Foreign Secretary, he needs to act soon, and he will sell his services to the highest bidder. If there are any upstarts with any balls, promising Mandelson the Foreign Secretary role once Brown is down would be a good place to start.
Hopefully, Brown will stay on; each week he stays translates into more seats for the Conservatives, and more years of Labour in the wilderness, post election. But whilst Mr Eagle Eye hopes Brown stays on, Mr Eagle Eye wishes him the worst ride of his life, lurching from scandal to scandal, until Labour are once again crippled for a generation!
Now is the highly anticipated PLP meeting. But first, let Mr Eagle Eye take you through a bird'-brained tour of the day's peckery!
Jane Kennedy (Environment Minister) is the latest to leave the cabinet in revulsion at the stench surrounding the Brown Head. She quoteth thus: "I was asked if I wanted to stay in government and if I did, would I give an assurance that I would be in support of Gordon Brown? I wasn't able to give them that assurance and therefore I have not been reappointed to the government."
"I fought against Militant in the 1980s and helped the Labour Party drive them out, because I was applled at their conduct: the bullying, the threats and the intimidation. I can’t stand by and say I am content when that is still happening"
Brown is showing just how much of an contemptable psychopath he has really become; he is judging his senior figures in government not on their ability or their experience, but on whether they will watch his back. His attempts to enforce control by smearing the disloyal with threats of expense leaks seem to be working effectively, but for how long. The Labour government has already shown that it is incapable of governing the country to an acceptable standard, even with their first team. This bunch of brown-nosing cretins will not be any better, and likley to be even worse.
Frank Field has revealed that the 'Brownites are terrorising Labour MPs'. As Mr Eagle Eye alluded to in previous pecakge, the use of fear to maintain obedience effectively constitutes a police state. But police states always fall, as their vicious cycle of using ever more brutal enforcement to hold down ever more persistant rebellion lead to ruin for tyrant.
And that is what Brown is, says Mr Eagle Eye; a tryant. A cycloptic, delusional, overbearing, psychopathic tyrant, who cares not about his party or his country, only on leaving his legacy, no matter what form it takes in the real world, let alone in his own eclectic universe that composes his mind. The parralels to Hitler are becoming more apparent with each passing day.
But Frank Field has more! "I was one of the seven who would not support his coronation after Tony Blair was shoehorned out of Number 10"
"But even I didn't think a Brown administration would be as inept as this one.
"The Brownites are attempting to terrorise Labour MPs into inaction. If they succeed then we deserve our fate."
Whilst Brown continues his hastening slide into what can only now be described as an alternative reality of his own mental construction, Labour MP's are showing an opposite trend of slowly drifting down from Blair Cloud 9 and telling it like it is, in spite of Gord's spin. When the government is using more spin on itself than the opposition, something is very amiss!
Mr Eagle Eye is recovering after another late night, but is sqwuaking with triumph!
It was a right-of-centre one-two! Conservatives and UKIP topped the nest! Labour did not do as badly as Mr Eagle Eye had hoped, but Mr Eagle Eye puts this blame at the feet of the Liberal Democrats!
Further Eagle Eye Analysis later once the full results are in. But alas, I am at work, so in-depth peckery is postponed until lunchtime!
Gordon Brown is 'swaggering in his own sorrow' according to a german newspaper!
***Update*** 00:30
UKIP Win Plymouth
Conservatives win Chorley
Labour win Liverpool
Conservatives win Eden
Conservatives win North Somerset
Labour win Waltham Forest
Labour win Birmingham
London Results are in:
Conservatives Win London, with 3 MEPs
Labour 2
UKIP 1
Liberal Democrats 1
Green 1
***Update*** 23:30
Conservatives win Herefordshire
Conservatives win Dumfries and Galloway
Conservatives win Forest of Dean
Conservatives win Wales. Confirmed! First time since 1918!
Conservatives win Yorkshire and Humber. Confirmed!
Labour in 5th place in 36 councils. The BNP have just won a seat in Yorkshire. Mr Eagle Eye's feathers are ruffled!
'Nick Griffin will be on Gordon Brown's Christmas Card List' Mr Eagle Eye is laughing like a chick in the nest! The BBC has already immediately put their attention on the BNP, pushing Labour disaster to the sidelines. ***Update*** 23:25
***Update*** 23:00 The Conservatives are winning well, and UKIP are coming a healthy second in plenty of places too. Labour are doing as badly as expected, but the Liberal Democrats are getting mauled.
Results are coming in thick and fast, Mr Eagle Eye has naught the time to do even a brief analysis!
Conservatives win Broadland
Conservatives win Maidstone
Conservatives win Essex
Conservatives win Mid Suffolk
***Update*** 22:50
Conservatives win South Norfolk
Conservatives win Windsor and Maidenhead
SNP win Scotland?
Conservatives win Wales
SNP win Angus
UKIP win Newcastle Under Lyme
Conservatives win Hammersmith & Fulham
Conservatives win Yorkshire and Humber region!
Conservatives win Leeds
Conservatives win Selby
***Update*** 22:35 Sky's Projection for the South East:
Conservatives 440,000
UKIP 220,000
Liberal Democrats 170,000
Green 130,00
Labour 90,000
Labour win Wakefield
Labour win Haringey
***Update*** 22:30
Conservatives win Clewyd West
Conservatives win Wrexham?
Conservatives win Renfrewshire
Conservatives win Cornwall
Conservatives win Cardiff South
Labour coming fifth in:
Ribble Valley
New Forest
Banstead
Isle of Wight
Eastbourne
Guildford
Derbyshire Dales
S Staffordshire
W.Worcestershire
Wokingham
Canterbury
Torbay
***Update*** 22:25 More in! LabourList are doing a good job!
Labour win Hackney
Conservatives win Calderdale.
Conservatives win Fenland
Conservatives win Richmond
10% BNP vote in Leeds and 13% in Wakey. ***Update*** 22:20 Places where Labour is coming fifth:
Epping Forest
North Norfolk
West Dorset
Ashford
Elmbridge
East Herts
Richmond on Thames
***Update*** 22:15 John Prescott has been pretty invisible lately, but Two-Jabs will want to retreat further into his den!
UKIP Win Hull! John Prescott's constituency!
Conservatives win Stroud
Conservatives win Scarborough
***Update*** 22:05 Mr Eagle Eye's beak is shaking from the constant peckery!
Conservatives win Cheshire West and Chester, UKIP second
Conservatives win Sheffield
Conservatives win Rochdale
Labour win Ealing
Labour win Barnsley
***Update*** 22:00
Conservatives win West Lancashire
Conservatives win Hindburn
Conservatives winning in Wales
Liberal Democrats getting annihilated!
66% for the EPP in Hungary ***Update*** 21:50
Conservatives win Wandsworth
Labour win Blackpool
***Update*** 21:45 The North East result is in! Whilst Labour have won, they have lost 9% since their last result here of 34%:
Labour 25%
Conservatives 19.8%
Liberal Democrats 17.6%
UKIP 15.4%
BNP 8.9%
Green 5.8%
Other 7.8%
Conservatives win Blackpool
***Update*** 21:40 They're coming through in two's, it's like Noahs Ark!
Conservatives win Pendle
Conservatives win Sutton?
Or Not!
Conservatives win Bexley
Conservatives win Enfield
***Update*** 21:35 Finally, some Liberal Democrats are poking their nose through the curtain:
Liberal Democrats win Watford
Liberal Democrats win Newcastle
***Update*** 21:30
From ConservativeHome: "Labour look likely to be FIFTH in South East.KEY POINT: LABOUR IS FALLING FURTHER IN TRADITIONAL TORY AREAS THAN WE DID IN TRADITIONAL LABOUR AREAS AT OUR LOW POINT."
Excellent, excellent! ***Update*** 21:25 It's not all annihilation for Labour! Blast!
Labour win in Manchester
Labour win in Blackburn with Darwen
***Update*** 21:15 The Tories are winning, as to be expected, but it looks like a real battle between UKIP, Labour and the Liberal Democrats for second and third place.
Conservatives win in Westminster with nearly 50% of the vote!
Conservatives win in Suffolk, UKIP second, Labour fifth!
Conservatives win in Darlington, Labour second, UKIP third. Curses!
***Update*** 20:55 The Left annihilated in Austria. Hurrah! Mr Eagle Eye feels like yodelling to the hills!
But the Far Right gains. Bugger. Can't have it all!
***Update*** 20:50 Labour 5th or 6th in the East of England region?
It's a rumour, but Mr Eagle Eye likes it! ***Update*** 20:20 Interesting point that in spite of the Republic of Ireland receiveing large EU subsidies, they still voted against the Lisbon treaty.
***Update*** 19:45 Latest indications from Mid Devon:
Conservatives - 37%
UKIP - 20%
Liberal Democrats - 19%
***Update***19:40 Former Labour heavyweight Tony Benn is making a good point that if Labour deliver on a promise for a Europe referendum, their fortunes would reverse. With the Conservatives and UKIP particularly set to win big, the pressing issue is the UK's status as an EU country, whether Brown, Cameron or Clegg want to listen to that or not. ***Update*** 19:30 Nick Griffin is struggling when being asked if he is proud of Black British sportspeople winning things. He tried to dodge Lewis Hamilton by saying he was interested in Boxing, not F1. But was then asked about Frank Bruno, he practically sh*t himself!
However, Nick Griffin is likley to become an MEP...
***Update*** 19:20 LabourList are showing what look like good early showings for Labour in Manchester:
(4,500 ballots)
Labour 1,454 (34%)
Conservative 599 (14%)
Liberal Democrat 715 (17%)
UKIP 407 (9%)
BNP 329 (8%)
But they are 6th in Cornwall, behind even the Cornish Nationalists!
***Update*** 18:55 'If you are a Labour supporter in Bracknell, you will never have any joy, except perhaps the joy of solitude'
Not just in Bracknell!
Early Indications!
26% Conservatives
18% UKIP
16% Labour
***Update*** 18:50 The UK, France, Germany and Italy hold the most seats in the EU parliament. The EPP (coalition of centre-right parties) are set to do well in these states.
States? Oh dear, the virus of European Federalism has infected Mr Eagle Eye! Oh Noes! ***Update*** 18:35 Conservatives way ahead in the South West, but UKIP expected to do well. Labour are expected to lose their only seat in the region.
Liberal Democrats will be battling for third place.
***Update*** 18:30 France and Germany; right wing parties winning Greece; left wing parties winning.
France and Germany have more seats than Greece does. So ha! Fail for you, Left Wingers!
***Update*** 18:25 Nigel Farage is on the radio. Highlights:
Nigel: 'Protest votes shown in fall in turnout; they say 'go away all of you'. Voting for UKIP on policy. Only people pushing for a sensible debate regarding immigration and open borders, to paying £40m a day to an organization that hasn;t published it's accounts for 14 years in a row.'
Nigel: 'If it's 9 (UKIP) MEPs, I'm gone. If it's 20 (UKIP) MEPs, Gordon Brown's gone!'
Farage seems very optimistic, and the radio hosts are predicting a UKIP share of the votes between 18 to 20%.
Mr Eagle Eye predicts 21%
***Update*** 18:05 ConsevativeHome: "Labour to lose its only MEP in the South West. Indications from the South West point to a very bad night for Labour and a robust performance from UKIP."
A bold call. Let's see what the night will bring!
***Original Post***
Mr Eagle Eye is ready, and tuned in to Play Radio UK for live results. The worse Labour do, and the better UKIP do, the more Mr Eagle Eye will eat and drink, and the later he'll stay up!
James Purnell, the former secretary for Work & Pensions, has booked a drinks party at Manchester Town Hall on Monday evening! Along with Caroline Flint, he is one of the few senior Labour Party figures who have grown a pair, and actively called for Brown's head.
Now, one only books such a grand occassion for a major event, no? And what kind of major events may take place on a Monday the day after a second election annihilation in three days? Is Purnell hoping to celebrate with his Blairite cohorts on the destruction of Gordon Brown? Unless, of course, he has another plausible explaination!
Monday day-time is when the Parliamentary Labour Party meet the Prime Minister for the first time after the Weekend of Destruction. If Gordogeddon is going to happen any time soon, Monday will be the most likley day to see everythig kick off again!
Mr Eagle Eye approves of this bravado, and feels Mr Purnell deserves a pint!
Peter Mandelson is the epitimone of a career politician. His ability to mastermind and scheme his way through politics and government for his own self benefit is something that Mr Eagle Eye finds fascinating about the one referred to as 'The Dark Lord'.
The emails have been leaked today, even though they were sent in January last year. Emails are possibly one of the easiest forms of communication to leak, so there is a reason this was leaked now. Mandelson, the king of political blackmail, has something planned for Gord. Try as hard as he might to be a step ahead of his arch-rival, the cyclops will not see it coming.
This was supposed to be a day for Brown to catch his breath before another election catastrophe for Labour. Not to be! Mandelson has only fired his airgun; his real rifle is trained on Brown, and the only reason Mandelson is not pulling the trigger is that he is enjoying the feeling of power with Brown well and truly planted in the cross-hairs.
It's only a question of what will have Mandelson pull the trigger. Mr Eagle Eye will hope to have a bird's eye view of when Mandelson fires the first real shot!
The London Evening Standard, in the form of Paul Waugh's blog, has leaked a memo from Downing Street to the Labour Party. It gives the beleaguered troops of the red army effectiveley a DIY on how to, for want of a better term, give Brown a different kind of blow if you want any chance of keeping your job.
Mr Eagle Eye shall henceforth tear it to shreds and litter it with his bird-shite. It is a long and dour piece of propaganda, but worry not, for I, Mr Eagle Eye, shall provide my analysis to help give thou a smoother and more entertaining tide.
So, let us begin! Here is the article in full:
ELECTION BRIEFING: FRIDAY MORNINGTough times for Labour – but not the breakthrough the Tories wanted either.
Granted, the majority of these elections were not in the traditional urban Labour strongholds, but take a look at the map to your right. The only red I see on there is on the legend.
With all results now declared, Labour have lost control of all the councils that were up for grabs in this election, losing three of those to the Tories.
One line in, and it's already been reduced to a denial of reality. Mr Eagle Eye can tell he is reading something written by Labour.
We need to work hard together to come through this recession, listen to the voters, and earn back people’s trust after the expenses scandal. But if we do that then we can be confident that in a head-to-head with the Tories - where the choice is between a Labour party led by Gordon Brown and determined to stand by people, or a Tory party led by David Cameron that would walk on by when people need help most - then we can go forward from today and win.
It's not like it could get much worse for them, but their emphasis that Gordon Brown will be leader would be enough to make Mr Eagle Eye lose his lunch, if he had eathen it yet.
I think the whole cabinet have found James Purnell’s resignation surprising and disappointing. Labour Party supporters were out campaigning hard yesterday and this is the last thing they would have wanted to see.
It was the first thing Mr Eagle Eye wanted to see! And it kept me awake the rest of the night!
James is still in the early stages of his career and I’m sure he’ll be back.
After Brown's departure, of course!
His decision is the wrong one, as cabinet colleagues have said.I think James has drawn the wrong conclusion for two reasons. First, the public wants to send us a message that after a month of hearing about moats and mortgages and duck houses that they are angry about expenses and want them sorted out fast.
And what of expenses claimed by MPs in your own party? The Tories' turds do stink, but that does not mean your shite doesn't smell any better.
Second, they are worried about their jobs and want us to return our focus to accelerating economic recovery. Now those are the plans that Gordon Brown is working on and over the coming week he will make sure that he has a first class team full square behind him.
Like the one that has just deserted him? These new ministers were chosen on their ability to crawl up arse, not on ability to perform.
We now need to listen to voters’ anger over expenses and to act.
By calling an election?
The last thing the country needs right now is for the party to turn inward. Faith in politics has been badly shaken and needs to be restored. Families are worried about their homes and jobs and are trusting us to stand by them and bring them through the downturn. It is already clear that these are going to be a tough set of elections at a tough time for the Labour Party - we’re in the middle of a recession, turnout is significantly down, people are clearly angry about expenses and as the party of government with the most MPs, it looks like we’re feeling the brunt of that anger.
Oh, Mr Eagle Eye's heart bleeds! You poisonous dowagers still have the self-righteousness to plead for sympathy, and it makes you all the more contemptable. After twelve years in power, Labour has created all of it's own problems. After a bumbling toddler has just knocked glass on the floor, do you trust them to pick up the shards?
There are some interesting results. We’ve won seats from the SNP in Scotland and held seats in places like Hastings where the Tories might have been expected to advance – meanwhile the Tories came seventh in the Hartlepool mayoral election. Tough times for Labour but not great for Cameron either.
How selective. You are talking about individual seats. The Tories have murdered you overall. Your hand-picked facts are the exception, not the norm!
Voters who are angry about MPs flipping homes or cleaning their moats on expenses are staying at home or voting for minor parties - but they are not switching in great numbers to the Tories. The Tories got 44% last year, when the local votes are projected into a nationwide vote. This time they’re predominantly in their heartlands but they don’t appear to be lifting off from that result. That tells us that Labour need to respond to people’s concerns but in a head-to-head, we can still win the fight with the Tories.
The Tories may not have advanced much, but you have been annihilated. So, the net result is that the Tories are still kicking your ass.
It’s hard to translate European and local election results into consequences for a General Election. In 1989, when we were in opposition, Labour won the European elections - but lost the 1992 General Election. In 2004, Labour were down to 22% - but we beat the Conservatives in the elections the following year.Sunday’s national results will tell us a bit more. Anything less than 36% for the Tories means that David Cameron is falling short of where William Hague was in 1999. They had 27 MEPs last time - it will be interesting to see if they get many, many more.
Not just scraping the barrell, but getting inside and licking the splinters. Seeing the desperation in socialists is such magnificent entertainment. Hopefully, with them inside the barrell, we can set it on fire and set it rolling down the hill!
Going forward: in the coming weeks we will set out widescale plans for cleaning up politics and accelerating our recovery and reforming public services.
Clean up politics - Call an election Accelerate our recovery - Call an election Reform public services - Call an election
Q&A: James Purnell’s Resignation? I am obviously disappointed about James’s resignation. The Prime Minister and the rest of the Cabinet are absolutely focussed on the big challenges of cleaning up our politics and getting Britain back to work quicker: how we guide the economy through the downturn and strengthen it for the future how we push ahead with reform of and investment in our public services how we renew trust in our democracy and Parliament. It is sad that James has gone but we get on with the job of helping people through this downturn fairly. The PM will continue to give his undivided attention to addressing these great challenges facing our country and putting the interests of the British people first and foremost.
The only thing they will be disappointed about is that they didn't have the spine to make the move. Purnell and Flint have been the only ministers with the balls to stand up to Brown, and his increasing level of psychopathy. Flint's tirade yesterday was particularly castrating!
John Hutton resignation? John is going to step down as an MP at the next election for personal reasons. Really sad to see him go – he’s done a fantastic job. Whole party will thank him for his contribution over the years at Dept for Health and at BERR, and particularly for his recent leadership at the Ministry of Defence, where, in the most challenging times, he has overseen the end of combat operations in Iraq and supported our troops in bringing security and stability to Afghanistan.
A massive dodge of the main issue. Why would Hutton, if this effective, not be on the same side as Brown? Labour showing once again that they only can deal with the issues they want to see, like a child covering their eyes and pretending they are not there.
Time to Change Leader? Right now we face the two great challenges of this era - an economic crisis that has engulfed the world and caused global recession; and a political crisis that has engulfed Westminster. In Gordon Brown we have someone not only with the economic leadership and experience to tackle the global recession and to steer us through the downturn but with the integrity and determination to sort out the challenge of MPs’ expenses.
"There comes a point when stubborness isn't leadership, it's stupidity." - Nick Clegg. Oh, Gordon Brown does have economic leadership and experience all right! He was the one who engineered our economic catastrophe. Inheriting a healthy surplus from Major's Tories in 1997, Brown's decadent policies have turned the UK into one of the most debt-laden nations on Earth. As a tyrant does more to maintain a stranglehold on power, history time and again has shown it to have the opposite effect, with ever more insurgent rebellion from inside, and action from outside.
Has Labour been worst hit by expenses row? The vast majority of MPs work terrifically hard for their constituents and have been appalled by some of the wilder stories about moats or swimming pools. All agree that we need to take action now to restore faith in Parliament. It’s important to remember that the expenses crisis is not just confined to government but to all parties - and even David Cameron has had to answer questions about his two mortgages.
And even Gordon Brown today has to answer questions about his own two second homes! Few things are more satisfying to Mr Eagle Eye than seeing left-wing wobble-gobs having their own diatride used against them.
What about resignations from Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears? Sad to see them leave - both have an excellent record. As Home Secretary, Jacqui has cut crime; introduced the tough Australian points based immigration system; and rolled out neighbourhood policing across the country. And as Communities Secretary, Hazel has led reforms in local government and ensured that we’ve had better local services as well as the lowest average council tax increase in 15 years.
They have even said it themselves, Jacqui copied someone else's idea. Anybody could do that. Crime has not been 'cut', a great choice of word there with Jacqui Smith's record on knife crime figures not one to be proud of.
What are you doing on expenses? The vast majority of our MPs have worked terrifically hard and are doing an excellent job. They didn’t come into politics to get rich but to help people and all of them are determined to restore faith in Parliament. The old system is dead. An independent-led body will now check the claims of every MP over the past 4 years. We have agreed that in future MPs should no longer set their own pay, allowances or standards of conduct and that these should be handed over to independent regulation. MPs’ allowances are being stripped right back:- no more claims on moats or swimming pools;- no claims on furniture, household goods, gardening, cleaning, or stamp duty; - no more ‘flipping’ or avoiding Capital Gains Tax;- mortgage claims only on interest and capped at a maximum of £1,250 a month; - no more London MPs claiming second homes;- no more second home allowances for those in grace-and-favour homes;- and no more secret second jobs.
If it were not for the leaks to the Telegraph, Mr Eagle Eye has extreme doubts as to whether you would even have cared. All it took was a media maelstrom, and you've all sh*t yourselves. No matter how much you try to spin that the Tories have been damaged by this, you cannot escape the fact that this has hurt you more as the governing party, and they will destroy you in a General Election.
Don’t we need a General Election? Neither of the two great challenges we face - the economic challenge and the political challenge - would be solved by an election. And the last thing the country needs is for Labour to be talking to itself. That is why the Prime Minister and the Cabinet are focussed on the big challenges that matter to the British people: cleaning up our politics and getting Britain back to work quicker.
The last thing we need is a Labour government! History shows us that the economy performs better under a Conservative government than under a Labour one. Therefore, the economic challenge would be solved by an election. The political challenge is that we face a Prime Minister that might be blind in one eye, but the real danger is that he is showing us that he is deaf, ignoring increasingly louder and angrier calls for a General Election.
Why are the BNP winning in places? BNP success down to three things: first, gut reaction of voters wanting to punish main parties; second, very low turnout; and third, their deliberate strategy of attempting to gloss over their racist nature. That means all main parties, not just Labour, need to listen and respond to voters’ anger over expenses; encourage people to get out and vote - which they will do in greater numbers at an election; and all of us need to uncover the true face of the BNP who are led by a man with convictions for inciting racial hatred. Many of the people who’ve voted for BNP are not racist and I think many of them would be appalled by the nature of that organisation as it begins to show its true face.
The other major parties have been taking action on their MPs. It is Labour who have been ignoring their own demonstrations of blatant troughery. Both Labour and the BNP appeal to the same group, the aimless, bitter, benefit-receiveing underclass. The only difference is that the BNP only appeals to the section of the underclass which is British White.
Do you accept part responsibility for rise in BNP? The BNP are a fascist Party - our parents and grandparents fought a World War to defeat what the BNP stands for. There is a duty on all parties to fight the values of the BNP. We’ve campaigned hard and the PM was out on Monday directly addressing the threat of the BNP - quite unusually for a sitting PM.
Classic question-dodging here. They have not denied their blatant responsibility for losing their underclass vote to the BNP. Instead, another miserable attempt at grovelling for sympathy. Pathetic.
The Tories are saying that Labour is to blame for the rise in the BNP - are they right? No. We would much rather be fighting the Tories in white working class areas but in many of the places targeted by the BNP there has been no sign of the Tories since Margaret Thatcher in the mid-80s. We know that it tends to be unemployed men who are most likely to vote for the BNP - that’s why it is so important that we reach out to that group - for example, we are giving a guarantee of a job or training place to every young person out of work for more than a year. Instead of trying to get some kind of party political advantage out of this, the Tories should be setting out what they would do to help the unemployed in white working class areas, instead of ignoring them.
Unlike Brown and his Labour cabal, Cameron has the sense to understand that there is no point putting a Tory up for election in a ward where the vast majority of the electorate are unemployed doll-scroungers. And Mr Eagle Eye says this! These people are not working class. Working class people actually work, the unemployed are the Underclass! Might not sound pretty or PC, but it's true, so stop being pussies over it. Maybe labelling them as such would instill enough anger in them to actually do something with their lives rather than live off the state and watch Jeremy Kyle.
Background facts: Most of the seats are in county council Tory heartlands - and the last time we fought them was on General Election days when turnout was much higher - so our expectation is low. The councils up for election are predominantly County Councils in two tier areas (27). The three Labour-controlled councils majority (Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Staffordshire) are all vulnerable. There are also Mayorals - although we only hold one out of the four up for election and that in an area the Tories have traditionally held.
Derbyshire, which Labour has run for 28 years, was convincingly won by the Tories. Nottinghamshire, another Conservative tide of Blue, with 22 Labour councillors losing their seats. Staffordshire, was total murder for Labour, losing 29 councillors, and finishing in 4th place.
Highlights so far:Labour gain from SNP in Glasgow (Anniesland / Drumchapel Ward). Anne McTaggart wins 2689 - 1698 on second stage of transfersLabour gain from SNP in North Lanarkshire (Coatbridge North and Drumboig Ward). Peter Sullivan wins on several stages of transfers after leading SNP by 37% - 30% of first prefsHartlepool mayoral results:first preferences only. Tories beaten into 7th place behind UKIP and the BNP. Lib Dems losing deposit.Results for Hastings:Braybrooke and Castle - Labour hold with 47% of the vote Central St Leonards and Gensing - Labour hold with 40% of the voteHollington and Wishing Tree - labour hold with 43% of the vote
Handpicking single seats, whilst the Conservatives destroy you in councils up and down the country. Highlights? More like a few stuttering lightbulbs! Poor!
After receiving this document of drivel, Mr Eagle Eye wonders how many more Labour figures are due to ignore it. Those following this document and sucking up to Brown are easy to spot; they are parroting this nonsense practically line for line.
Three in a day! Mr Eagle Eye is grinning from ear to ear, eyes wide with vigourous joy, as Brown's cabinet collapses further into it's state of anarcho-fascist turmoil. Margaret Beckett (Housing) and Geoff Hoon (Transport) are now the latest to desert Brown today, following in the footsteps of John Hutton (Defence) and James Purnell (Work & Pensions). And word just in! Caroline Flint (Europe) has just walked in the middle of Brown's reshuffle speech!
That is five ministers in under 24 hours!
And Brown's reaction to power slipping through his fingers is to tighten his fisthold further. After Purnell's resignation last night, Brown's cronies were calling Ministers, ordering to either back Brown in no uncertain terms, or lose their positions. Hated by the electorate, and hated by his own party, Brown is losing long-time Labour heavy-hitters, not due to the effectiveness of the opposition, but because he is demonstrating more and more the trademarks of a declining Fascist; a vicious cycle of attempting to deal with rebellion with paranoia and excessive authority, operating the Labour party like a toy town police state. His attempts to intimidate his own front bench and party are failing pathetically, just like the government as a whole.
Another MP, Ian Gibson, is standing down, therefore forcing a by-election in his constituency of Norwich. Mr Eagle Eye is not predicting a Labour victory.
As for the results of the local elections, Labour are haemorraging local councillors and councils. They are yet to win or hold a local council and have lost four councils so far. Their net loss of councillors stands at present at a staggering 108. The Conservatives have well and truly taken Labour to the abbatoir, hence the squealing! Music to Mr Eagle Eye's ears! And may it please continue, I am enjoying this. The Liberal Democrats are hanging in there but are taking losses to the Tories.
And lastly, the cyclops has showed just how crazed and blind he really is in giving Alan Sugar a peerage. The only reason that Alan Sugar is getting this is because of his celebrity status thanks to the Apprentice. If this show was not around, Alan Sugar wouldn't have had a sniff at such titles. His role is to give the government will be to 'advise them on business issues'. Sureley he could have been doing that without being given a peerage. This is a preposterous, pathetic attempt at populism by the Prime Mentalist, and the public will see right through it. Alan Sugar is unlikley to benefit from this either.
Brown is Losing It, Losing his Cabinet, Losing his Party, Losing his Country.
John Hutton has quit! The bubbly must be flowing at CCHQ! If I wasn't at work, I, Mr Eagle Eye, would be opening up another beer! More later! We haven't seen the last of this peckery!
Mr Eagle Eye is starting to take a curious look down his sharp beak at ConservativeHome. Whilst of course awaiting the official word from the big media boys Sky and BBC, here are some of their almost fantastical updates:
"Tamworth has counted and we won all six county seats from Labour in Tamworth borough. Labour now has no county councillors in the seat. We do not need to win any more county seats across Staffs to take control for first time since 1981. Labour and Brian Jenkins looked shell shocked."
"Tories won all four Canterbury seats. Labour beaten into fourth place in every seat, behind Greens."
"Doncaster Mayoral final will be between English Democrats and an independent. So much for a Labour stronghold!"
"Surrey is now a Labour-free zone."
"Tom Garrod, a nineteen year-old Conservative with cerebral palsy has won in Great Yarmouth." Good job kid, Mr Eagle Eye is proud of you.
"Eleven gains in Devon for the Conservatives, ten from the LDs. DEVON SET TO GO BLUE."
What Clegg said in PMQ's was absolutley right. The real battle is between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, with Labour getting trampled underfoot in the melee.
Mr Eagle Eye has awoken to some rather nice figures.
In Lincolnshire, Labour finished with 4 seats, compared to 5 for the Liberal Democrats, 8 for Others, and an immense 60 for the Conservatives.
It gets worse for Labour. In Central Bedfordshire, they failed to win a single seat, leaving the Lib Dems on 11, and the Conservaives on 54. Others drew 1.
At this rate, Labour will need divine intervention to even come third.
The majority of Local Election results are due today, and we will see an insight into the damage done to Brown and his poisonous cabal. This is getting exciting!
Mr Eagle Eye is about to retreat to the nest to try to get two hours of sleep before work tomorrow morning, but if something exciting comes up in the meantime, I shall flap me feathers and post about it!
Let's recap some of tonight's highlights:
The Liberal Democrats have officially won Bristol. Labour lost 8 seats, four to the Conservatives, and four to the Lib Dems.
Lincolnshire is looking to be a massacre, with the Conservatives so far gaining 15 seats, 13 of those from Labour.
Labour are also getting mauled in Eastbourne, finishing behind the likes of the Greens and Independants.
David Milliband will be a figure to watch tomorrow.
Nothing noteworthy to report for now. Mr Eagle Eye shall get his sleep and try to make sure he is fit for work, and more importantly, scathing and venemous posting.
It has been a fun evening for Mr Eagle Eye. More tomorrow! ***Update*** 03:35 Mr Eagle Eye hopeth that ConservatieHome is not some kind of mythic fairy tale, for if what is said there is true, Gordogeddon will become a very firm possibility.
"Labour came last in every seat in Eastbourne behind Independents, Greens etc. 1037 Labour votes from 9 seats"
Labour behind the Greens?! Whilst not a fan at all of the Greens, Mr Eagle Eye is cackling like a chicken. That is just poetry right there! It's beginning to look more and more like, not if Labour are going to be destroyed, but how totally are they going to be destroyed?
***Update*** 03:15
ConservativeHome are posting the following:
"Its murder up in lincoln for Labour, Tories have now gained 12 saets, labour lost 11. Tory vote up almost 10% labour down almost 20%"
"Harlow North Michael Garnett Conservative wins seat from Labour"
"Harlow North & Harlow SE called for the Conservatives in Essex"
"All 6 seats in Tamworth have been gained by the Tories from Labour with swings between 11.5% and 21%."
If this is indeed true, Gord must be soiling his nappies, and quite possibly contemplating the cyanide capsule.
Liberal Democrats gained 4 seats according to BBC, and 5 according to Sky.
Conservatives gained 4 seats.
Labour lost 8 or 9 seats depending on your preferred media station.But whichever way you look at it, the Labour piggery is headed for the abbatoir, and Mr Eagle Eye looks forward to hearing them squeal!
Upon further inspection, the BBC were correct. The official Bristol City Council site shows the Liberal Democrats gained 4. Sky, get your act together, lest Mr Eagle Eye give you a stern talking to via his pontiferous beak!
***Update*** 02:25
Tamworth is swinging over to the blue side:
"Six declared wards, six gains from Labour. Not bad."
At the moment, it seems to be going all Tory. Where are the Liberal Democrats?
Thank God for ConservativeHome. Everyone else is either useless or asleep!
***Update*** 02:15
Just a quick thought from I, the ever insightful Mr Eagle Eye. It's looking awesome for the Tories in Lincolnshire and Bristol. But these are within their Southern citadel. The grim lands of T'up North will be where they may find the going gets tough.
No UKIP victories yet, but Mr Eagle Eye has faith!
***Update*** 02:00
Lincolnshire looks to be going all blue:
"8 declared, Tories won all 8 gaining 4."
It is tempting to not refer to this as a battle for Labour, but a total massacre. Still, early days!
***Update** 01:55
It appears to Mr Eagle Eye it is only the fellows at ConservativeHome who are staying awake! Then again, it is the Tories who have the most to gain from Labour's self-inflicted wounds.
"Grantham has gone all blue!!!"
"Labour are being crucified. I wonder whether they will be fifth in the Euros?"
"we've taken the henbury ward in Bristol. Good show."
"its official we have St Georges east. BNP 2nd, labour 3rd, LD's 4th."
Nothing yet on Sky or BBC. If Gord lasts the week, Mr Eagle Eye will be very surprised, very surprised indeed!
***Update*** 01:45
From ConservativeHome:
"Just back from count of the 6 Broxbourne divisions of Herts County council. Conservatives won all 6, Labour vote collapsed in all but 1 ward. B£P second in 4 divisions and a close third in hte other 2. Labour fell from 2nd to fourth in a number of wards. I don’t have the full figures available at present."
Again, figures not released officially, but this is looking very satisfying.
***Update*** 00:55
Unconfirmed report from ConservativeHome!
"CCHQ tell me that we have won St George East, Bristol, from Labour, with a swing of more than 9%. Hurrah!"
"CCHQ now reporting that Labour may lose all ten of the seats it is defending in Bristol."
First blood? It's looking good!
***Update*** 00:45
Whilst Mr Eagle Eye preens his feathers and keeps his beak all shiny, a blog by John Prescott has drawn his attention, in which be blasts the Labour cabinet. It makes for an entertaining read. Here are a selection of his comments:
"It seems the people responsible for our campaign were resigned to defeat and were prepared to use the excuse that we had no money."
"Well you ‘got out’ Hazel but it sure as hell didn’t help our candidates get people out to vote Labour. Neither did brandishing cheques and wearing your heart on your brooch. You weren’t ‘rocking the boat’ you were trying to sink our ship."
"I’ve fought 11 General Elections and let me tell you, if we fight the next one like this campaign, we’ll be out for a generation."
Prescott has been invisible through pretty much all this, and has been the least magnetic for scandal and criticism for a while. Mr Eagle Eye views his as the most worthy member in the Labour government. But Labour will fall, as will Prescott, and Mr Eagle Eye will not be sorry for him.
***Update*** 00:15
"Good reports for Conservatives from Staffordshire" as per ConservativeHome. My Eagle Eye is salivating inbetween swigs of Carlsberg!
***Update*** 00:01
The bookies already have their odds on, with Alan Johnson is the current favourite to succeed the cyclops. Mr Eagle Eye has a feeling that it might be Harriet Harman who takes the reins of the three-legged horse.
***Update*** 23:40
Milliband may quit tomorrow, reports the Spectator Coffee House! Things are looking very interesting, with Mr Eagle Eye flapping his wings in anticipation! This is still in the rumour stage, but expect anything!
***Update*** 23:30
Another Labour MP has called for Gordon Brown to go! This time it is Graham Allen who is calling for the Prime Mentalist to take the 'honorable way out'. Brown has repeatedly proved to Mr Eagle Eye that he has no honour. "Of course, the first decision of the new Prime Minister would be when is the next General Election going to be". The plot thickens!
To the disappointment of the ever expectant Mr Eagle Eye, there were no outlandish scandals or resignations today on the part of the Labour Party. My sharp beak smells that this is just a lull, that the day of the election, the Labour Party has actually thought 'Hey, we need to actually do something here'. It will be a one day only. Labour seem to have momentarilly followed in the philosophy of Hippocrates, "but above all, to do no harm". But this will not last long.
Once the results of the elections start pouring out tomorrow, all loyalty will unravel, and the a lethal free-for-all will envelop the Labour party. Mr Eagle Eye will be flabbergasted and feather-flapping if the letter of no confidence does not meet it's 71 required signatories to trigger a leadership election. In addition, there is also the possibility that Parliament could pass a vote of no confidence on the Prime Minister, therefore triggering a General Election. Even as Mr Eagle Eye pecks away at his laptop, it can be assured that there are cliques of plottery already underway, organising their coups.
Unfortunatley, unlike the General Eleciton, the results will not be pouring in overnight, but rather throughout the day tomorow. Shame, Mr Eagle Eye was hoping to have a beer and pizza-fueled all nighter as a dress-rehearsal for the General Election, but hey good things come to those who waiteth patiently! Still, that won't stop me consuming said beer and pizza. Hurrah!
But tomorrow, with votes already cast and Labour bleeding power, this will not just be the night of long knives. Blair's loyalists will never forgive Brown, and they are planning something big:
“if you think this is bad, wait until the polls close”
"What we are witnessing is a very British form of anarchy. There are no rules here, only blind panic and frantic plotting by members of a headless party with enough nerve endings still active to charge around until electoral rigor mortis sets in.
As for the rest of us, like superannuated Bisto Kids, we stand with our noses pressed up against the window onto the best little madhouse in town, reveling in the sight of the inmates desecrating the asylum they won't be running for much longer."
Oh what another day of delight it has been for Mr Eagle Eye, as the Labour Party continue on their inexorable slide towards the political abyss! Another cabinet minister, Communities secretary Hazel Blears, has resigned, and the latest set of poll results add more fuel to the fire of Labour destruction! But that is not all! A plot is afoot within the rank and file to depose of the cycloptic carcass at the top, and speaking of said carcass, if words could kill, Gordon would have been culled by the end of Prime Ministers Questions. Let Mr Eagle Eye escort you through the latest tales of socialist skullduggery!
Lets start with the redhead! Hazel Blears has resigned, one day before the European and Local Elections! An interesting theory that Mr Eagle Eye's keen eyes have seen is that it was Blears who leaked that Jacqui Smith was resigning. The reason? Hazel Blears has been one of few ministers publically punished by Brown over her expenses, in spite of the efforts of Hoon and others. She has a bone to pick with Brown, and wow what a way to do it! Whilst Blears will be returning to the backbenches, Brown's tumble down the cliff has just hit another boulder, with a crunching sound most satisying indeed. Let there be more!
Hazel is not the only Labour minion who is plotting. An email is circulating around the Labour Party, with the ultimate purpose of getting Brown to quit. This is how it officially reads:
Dear Gordon,
Over the last 12 years in government, and before, you have made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party, and this is very widely acknowledged.
However we are writing now because we believe that in the current political situation, you can best serve the Labour Party and the country by stepping down as party leader and prime minister, and so allowing the party to choose a new leader to take us into the next general election.
Yours,
XXXX
And here is what Mr Eagle Eye think is meant between the lines, in gool old traditional Labour 'blood red working class' lingo.
Gord,
Over the last 12 years in gov', we thought you made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party. But it's now well bloody known that you contributed f**k all, you one-eyed twat.
We are writing now because we believe that the current political situation is all your fault, and you can best serve the Labour Party and the country by f**king off as party leader and prime minister! And so allowing the party to choose a new gaffer to take us into the next general election where we actually might have a f**king chance!
Yours,
XXXX
P.S., You're a c**t.
Mr Eagle Eye expects Brown to just chuck the letter in the bin, discarding the views of his party just as he does those of the public. Labour will have to force Brown out. The ranks of Labour know that they are fighting not just for the next elections, but that the Labour Party as a whole is fighting for it's life. And any creature no matter how ugly or crippled, will do spectacular things to fight for it's life. The last few days have seen plenty of bangs, the start of a wonderful fireworks display, where there is lots of noise and light, to satisfying explosions.
Another day, another poll, another disatrous set of figures for Brown. Within that grey matter there, UKIP are on 18%, which would put Labour into third place. Also, with the Lib Dems snapping at their heels with a single percentage point behind, a fourth-place finish for Labour is still comfortably within the realms of possibility.
Oh, and finally, Prime Ministers Questions! Whilst Brown rambled on about his policies, Cameron and Clegg once again tore him to pieces with just the simplest of questions.
Election day tomorrow, and Mr Eagle Eye is salivating at the thought of what will becometh of the Labour party tomorrow.
Mr Eagle Eye has just gotten back home after an anticipated trip to the local Cineworld to see Terminator Salvation. The movie was not a great and memorable experience, but it would be unfair to describe it as a waste of two hours also.
As a stand-alone movie in the late noughties, this piece had what it needed to satisfy the modern movie-goer; lots of special effects which were good but not too over the top, the cool hushed voices of the arse-kicker heroes and alot was put into this movie to make it seem cool.
But that is where my issue is. Marcus and Connor were so similar to each other they may as well have been carbon copies. Even the other characters tried to attain to this 'super-hard' persona, and in Mr Eagle Eye's view, it is just so boring now. Watch a movie made in the 80's or 90's even, and the characters have their distinct personalities, and it adds so much more to the movie. Terminator Salvation did not develop it's characters to any point that Mr Eagle Eye cared for them, but as all modern movies are this way, Terminator Salvation is a black sheep, among the flock, so no particular reason to roast the bugger.
But Mr Eagle Eye noticed a raft of flaws in this latest addition to the franchise. The post-apocalyptic scenery looks completley different to what was shown in the first movie, and the Resistance seems to be able to freely do whatever they please outside the 'Skynet Zone', with helicopters and jets flying all over the desert, and riding motorcycles in the sun, with Skynet only appearing for the purposes of plot advancement. In the first movie, the humans were crawling around in scrap, in darkness, with Skynet in a much more dominant position, more realistic.
In addition, other stupidity got under my beak. Lucas, in spite of being a machine, manages to pull some totty, whilst Kyle Reese appears to have barely hit puberty. In the first movie, it was revealed that what would sureley have been Skynet Central was destroyed, with the Terminator and Kyle Reese going back through time. In this movie, Skynet Central was destroyed, but no time travel was performed (good thing too, Kyle looked bareley capable of impregnating twenty-something Sarah Connor).
So, all in all, it's not a bad film. It's well executed, with decent acting, and will be a good way to attract new fans to the franchise, but it is not loyal to it's predecessors. But, once the new fans seen this, they are to immediately watch Terminator 1, 2 and yes, 3, to see how a Terminator movie is really done!
As we continue on this European and Local Elections week, your ever eager servant Mr Eagle Eye has been relishing in the gluttonous feast of roasted Labour. Today, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has effectively resigned, Tom Watson has quit, and four Labour MPs have been barred from standing at the next election! Add to this the embarrasment that the Chancellor cannot calculate how much of his expenses he needs to repay, and Geoff Hoon has also had his pestilent snout in the trough. Jacqui Smith is resigning, which was 'leaked'. Given that only those closest to the decision could have known about this, and Brown is now so detached from reality, Mr Eagle Eye suspects that it was a bitter Jacqui herself who jumped before she was pushed. She might be a sordid cow, but she's smart, and a smart, sordid cow who has just been made a scapegoat of will not leave quietly. This leaves us without a Home Secretary for the next few days. If we come under terrorist attack, if smothered figures regarding knife crime or illegal immigration are leaked, whereth be the scapegoat, I say? Mr Eagle Eye assumes you pecked in the same direction as I did!
Tom Watson is also resigning. One of Brown's most central henchmen, he was a pivotal figure in the Labour betrayal of Tony Blair and the ascension of Brown. Along with Damian McBride, he was one of Brown's enforcers, allowing only pro-Brown sentiment and crushing any opposed to the deranged leader. His exit leaves Brown with none of his bully muscle that has kept him in charge. Since the departure of Damian McBride during Smeargate, the Labour Party has lost all discipline, lurching from crisis to crisis on a seemingly daily basis. With Watson's exit, Brown is on his own, and due to get even more dysfunctional and mental trying to assert his mantra all by his paranoid self. The thoughts of this alone induce the need for popcorn!
And now time to name four more clowns from this cursed circus. David Chaytor, Ian Gibson, Margaret Moran and Elliot Morley, all Labour MPs, have been barred from standing at the next election due to their part in the expenses scandal. Not only is Labour a sinking ship, the hull is flying apart wholesale. Whilst it sinks and breaks up into floatsam, Mr Eagle Eye will enjoy delivering bird-shites to spatter the planks!
Now, one would expect the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be good with maths and tax. However, in spite of the assistance of a taxpayer-paid-for accountant, Mr Darling still shows that he is incapable of math, unable to calculate how much he should pay back of the money he thieved. How can any business or organization that wants to deal with Britain take us seriously or trust us with money when out top money man repeatedly demonstrates a spectacularly pathetic degree of corruption and incompetence, incapable of getting his head around the tax system he is in charge of. Ed Balls will be no better. The Chancellor position means nothing under this government, it is just another position for a Brown scapegoat; Balls will be dicked within the year.
Geoff Hoon has been caught at it. Mr Eagle Eye is curious to see if this waste of DNA will get trashed in the re-shuffle.
But no amount of shuffling will matter when it's the same oligarchal ogre sitting on the sh*tter in the middle of it all, going crazy and potty in a way reminiscent of Hitler during the fall of Nazi Germany. Brown actually still believes it is a winnable war, even though the country, and his own party, collapse around him. And, just like Hitler, he will hang on to power until the 11th hour, until his inevitable and cataclysmic defeat. Just like Germany remembers the Nazi period of it's history with horror and shame, vowing never to return to those days, Mr Eagle Eye expects Britain to look upon the Labour years with the same abhorred, disgusted memory.
Labour's problems seem to be multiplying expotentially each day as we head towards the polls. Who will it be tomorrow? Prescott claiming expenses for more Jags? Mandleson for a snake charmer? Harman? Mr Eagle Eye can only fantasize of the delights that tomorrow will bringeth forth, his merciless beak ready to peck!
Balls has been one of Browns most loyal enforcers, and for him to publically issue a challenge to Brown is quite a turn around. According to Balls, he will challenge Brown at the Labour Party conference if there has not been a 'miraculous recovery' in Labour's fortunes. Now, Mr Eagle Eye is likley safe in assuming that there is as much chance of that as Ahmedinejad conceding defeat in Iran's elections.
