Time to Switch Off the BBC

Mr Eagle Eye's beak is shuddering with disgust at the BBC, eyes glaring white and wide with intrusive anger at the publically funded piss-ant media troll-tribe. In my previous post, I, the ever-informative Mr Eagle Eye, posted the latest set of poll results, and I was not alone in doing so.

The Telegraph mentions it, as does Yahoo! Channel 4 News inform you on their front page. Guido Fawkes's blog has it (along with much of the political blogosphere), but most strikingly of all, the news is on the front page of Sky.com. Other sites have it in their various politics news sections, but the BBC? Take a look at their Politics page and try and sniff it out.

You'll find it half way down the page of one of their articles, mentioned in a way that says 'it's not pro-Labour, better make sure it's buried, but technically, our obligation is met'.

BBC, you have an obligation to entertain, educate and inform you say? Your TV is not entertaining, it's shite. 'Educating' smells more fishy than a Scottish seafood market, Mr Eagle Eye believes it is your spin on 'Encourage them to vote Labour'. The bias of BBC political television makes it nauseous to anyone who can see through your commie veil. And lastly, BBC, your obligation to 'inform' is very selective. Their headline attempts to put the best spin possible on their shite-arse leader; 'Brown pledges MP code of conduct'.

Hey, you know what, f**k you BBC, f**k you! Your programming is shite, your news is shite, your sport is shite, your weather is shite, your website is shite, your radio is shite, your documentaries are shite, your soaps are shite, your dramas are shite, your music is shite, your propaganda is shite. And yet through this unending torrent of your statist shite, you still have the poisonous self-righteousness to demand a licence fee. BBC, you suck at what you do. Mr Eagle Eye instead follows Sky, a proper media broadcaster.