Brown and Out!

Oh how Mr Eagle Eye is quite positiveley salivating from his keen sharp beak at the thought of the 2010 UK General Election next year! As the Labour Party continues to kill itself, let's take a look at the last few days and see what the children have been up to! I, Mr Eagle Eye, shall provide a summary via my Peck Points!

• Hazel Blears blasted her own party over a 'lamentable failure to communicate', in particular reference to Gordon Brown's first YouTube video, claiming it is no substitute for 'knocking on doors'. After talk of her ready to challenge the sinking ship's looney captain for the wheel as it sinks, she then saw sense and backed down from a leadership challenge.
  
• Charles Clarke, former Home Secretary, has publically admitted that he is ashamed to be a Labour MP. As one of the handful of Labour MPs who did not jump on the Brown Bandwagon in 2007, Mr Clarke appears to have some sense. But he must prove it and didtch Labour altogether! Which brings Mr Eagle Eye to
• Lord Ashdown has revealed that several Labour MPs, unhappy with the direction that the Labour Party is taking, are plotting to defect to the Liberal Democrats! This is on the basis if Labour lose the next general election, which almost certainly will be the case, and Mr Eagle Eye counts down the days!
• David Milliband, at a time when MP's expenses is a hot topic indeed, has taken it upon himself to demand a private jet! At a time when the private sector scales back on travel expenses and conferences, in favour of phone conferences and internet collaboration, perhaps this festering lump of shit can take note! Oh, no, Mr Eagle Eye forgot, a Left Wing government likes to think it is above the Private Sector. David Milliband, you are a corpulent c**t, and Mr Eagle Eye looks forward to you flying out of Government come 2010!
• Alistair Darling's budget and economic forecasts continue to be ripped to shreds by everybody who isn't a Labour Party insider, and also those who are colluding with him. Adding to knifewounds already inflicted by the IMF, European Commission and NIESR (National Institute of Economic and Social Research), the Treasury Committee is the latest group to cut these fantasy figures to bits.
  
• John Prescott nails Gordon Brown's smile! In spite of the warning by Hazel Blears, Gordon went and filmed another YouTube video, where he trots about his back garden talking to himself about how great he is, and how his is like Barack Obama. If this is not proof that this man is falling further into madness, then what is? Mr Prescott delivered this awesome piece of photopolitical history today! Two-Jabs then went on to deliver this magnificent sucker-punch, "The man has got the ability and intellect to get on with the job". Magnificent!

And all this is coming from the ranks of government itself! Mr Eagle Eye, though not usually a fond follower of the Liberal Democrats, he has enjoyed watching Nick Clegg, with much passion and energy, destroy Gordon Brown at PMQs today.



And check this out, even the Speaker of the House is damn near pissing himself at laughing stock that is our Prime Minister. Mr Eagle Eye is flapping his wings cheering like a chick!



And just think, we have another year of this hilarity to go on! Mr Eagle Eye is breathless from cackling laughter at the state of the Labour Party and it's incredible ability to cause more self harm than a heartbroken teenager with a razorblade. And just think, we have a year more of this to go! Labour knows that, come election day, they will be annihilated both by the electorate, and by their own party members who will wholesale jump ship to other parties, tails between legs, or leave politics all together. Things can only get better and better! Let's break out the popcorn and watch Labour kill itself!