A Man says 'Women Have Never Had It So Good'

Sir Stuart Rose, chairman of Marks & Spencer, has today quoted that women in the UK "have never had it so good". Mr Eagle Eye is neither aware, nor does he want to investigate into the matter, if Sir Stuart was ever a woman. The logic behind my beak is that he is not a woman, so for him to detail an expereince of what it is like to be a woman is surely a little silly.

And he goes on: "Apart from the fact that you've got more equality than you ever can deal with, the fact of the matter is that you've got real democracy and there are really no glass ceilings, despite the fact that some of you moan about it all the time". Steady on there Sir, you've narrowly averted a PR disaster with regards to pricing of bras. Mr Eagle Eye's advice, which is of massive common sense and wisdom of course, is to quietly leave the topic alone, and concentrate on making money with your company.

Such statements would have credibility if they were actually said by a woman. Sir Stuart has made quite a tit of himself.

Time to Switch Off the BBC

Mr Eagle Eye's beak is shuddering with disgust at the BBC, eyes glaring white and wide with intrusive anger at the publically funded piss-ant media troll-tribe. In my previous post, I, the ever-informative Mr Eagle Eye, posted the latest set of poll results, and I was not alone in doing so.

The Telegraph mentions it, as does Yahoo! Channel 4 News inform you on their front page. Guido Fawkes's blog has it (along with much of the political blogosphere), but most strikingly of all, the news is on the front page of Sky.com. Other sites have it in their various politics news sections, but the BBC? Take a look at their Politics page and try and sniff it out.

You'll find it half way down the page of one of their articles, mentioned in a way that says 'it's not pro-Labour, better make sure it's buried, but technically, our obligation is met'.

BBC, you have an obligation to entertain, educate and inform you say? Your TV is not entertaining, it's shite. 'Educating' smells more fishy than a Scottish seafood market, Mr Eagle Eye believes it is your spin on 'Encourage them to vote Labour'. The bias of BBC political television makes it nauseous to anyone who can see through your commie veil. And lastly, BBC, your obligation to 'inform' is very selective. Their headline attempts to put the best spin possible on their shite-arse leader; 'Brown pledges MP code of conduct'.

Hey, you know what, f**k you BBC, f**k you! Your programming is shite, your news is shite, your sport is shite, your weather is shite, your website is shite, your radio is shite, your documentaries are shite, your soaps are shite, your dramas are shite, your music is shite, your propaganda is shite. And yet through this unending torrent of your statist shite, you still have the poisonous self-righteousness to demand a licence fee. BBC, you suck at what you do. Mr Eagle Eye instead follows Sky, a proper media broadcaster.

Labour into Third Place!

Mr Eagle Eye feels today is going to be a good day. The sky is blue, the sun is shining, and the latest election opinion polls are showing Labour are third place! The General Election poll, courtesy of ICM, revealeth the following:
Unfortunatley no info about UKIP, Greens or BNP etc, but whence received, Mr Eagle Eye shall enact it's deliverance upon this site!

A fitting punishment for Brown and his cabal of socialist half-wits! Now then, Mr Eagle Eye must scurry forth. Annihilation of the Labour Party will cometh, and it be cometh soon! Hurrah!

General Motors on the Road to Bankruptcy!

Taking a nice relaxing breather through his keen, sharp beak, Mr Eagle Eye shall take a peck at this issue that has been catching his Eagle Eye. That is the subject of troubled car manufacturers, with the current scenario of General Motors the subject of today's dose of unsympathetic yet immense wisdom, courtesy of yours truly.

Sympathy is over-rated anyway, so you'll find none of that here!

Anyway, let us commence! Derek Simpson, of the Unite Union, has spouted this drivel from his left-wing gob: "This is why government support is so vital; it's to get through this period to when the market picks up because we've got viable businesses. Once lost, quite frankly, they'll never be replaced".

Talk about clipping your own wings, Mr Simpson! If your businesses are so viable, and they go under, then other companies will rush in to replace them when the market picks up again. That's simple market economics there; if there is a gap in a lucrative market, it will not be long until it's filled.

However, Mr Eagle Eye is of the belief that the car industry has had it's peak, and it set for a long decline, and even when the market does pick up, it will not regain it's lustre. These car industries will 'never be replaced' because, in their current bloated, overproducing form, they are not viable businesses for 21st century Britain. There is no use in attempting to safeguard jobs that are doomed; best to take the hit now, and let the respective personnel readjust their skills so they are ready for when the economy starts picking up.

In addition, the problems facing the car industry do not affect only Britain, but most of the developed world. With many already on, and many more jumping on the Environmentalist bandwagon (which is made from wood of sustainable forests of course) and large investments in alternative transport infrastructure, especially railways, these are but two Mr Eagle Eye has to mind. However, the Car Industry has done a spectacular job of crippling itself.

Governments, Techies, Greenies and of course motorists alike have been pestering car manufacturers for perhaps over two decades to create a car that can run on sustainable fuel, to an efficient, acceptable standard. No model has yet been released that is worthy. They have performed a spectacular and epic fail in regard to basic marketing acumen; know what the paying public want, go make it, and sell it to them. Instead, they have been overproducing cars that people don't want anymore. General Motors are expected to declare bankruptcy on Monday.

In business, one must adapt or die. General Motors, along with others, have not adapted, and therefore deserve to die.

June 4th. Battle for the Future

What with the European Elections, and more importantly, the fourth Terminator movie nearly upon us, Mr Eagle Eye has huffed and puffed enough abusive energy to put together another Eagle Eye post inbetween his MCSE undertakings.

The careers of two more MPs were as good as terminated today, with Julie Kirkbride and Margaret Moran announcing that they are to 'step down'. A nice choice of words, thinks Mr Eagle Eye; they make it seem as if they have a choice in the matter. But whether at the salivating jaws of an electorate thirsty for status quo blood, or from the slick backstabbing of their party superiors, these two , among others were doomed, doomed I say!

Now, Mr Eagle Eye has said it before, and will say it again, I don't really give a toss about the expenses scandal. If the government was actually doing a half-decent job of running the economy, Mr Eagle Eye wouldn't give a birdshite about how much money they were making, so long as Mr Eagle Eye was rolling in the money. And I bet you would think the same too, oh yes.

Anyways, onto further pressing matters, model Amy Diamond had her top off today, and was painted in the Libertas colours of blue and gold. Her message; have the MEPs expose all, regarding their expenses. Her gold hair even matches the colour scheme. Bless!

But the niceness stops there for Mr Eagle Eye. Libertas are either incredibly naive if they think they can sort out the E.U. and still maintain integrity, or, as Mr Eagle Eye spotted in a comment list at Order-Order, there was an interesting post:

"Libercrass - another fake pro EU bunch of stooges and vote diluters. Who’s funding this shame that is meant to dilute the real anti EU vote to render it toothless - the EU?"

That raised Mr Eagle Eye's brow, certainly food for thought. The UK throws far more money into the EU than it does at it's MPs, no matter how greedy they were in the trough. Remember kids, vote UKIP, join the human resistance against the EU Machine!

Mr Eagle Eye chooses 'Other'!!

Mr Eagle Eye will be the first to not only admit, but be proud of the fact, that he is a greedy and decadent capitalist. Whilst much of the country is shocked at the MPs expenses fiasco, it comes as perfect common sense to Mr Eagle Eye, who hasn't even risen one feathered eyebrow in surprise. Any person who wants the best for themself and their family will take advantage of any opportunity to maximun effect. Particularly when it's 'within the rules'. Figure this; you can get easy money without breaking the law. What would you do?

It is quite possible that if Mr Eagle Eye were an MP, that he would have been pecking away at the public purse too, and enjoying the party while it lasts!

Now onto our next pecking issue, the three main political parties have had their support plucked wholesale, akin to naughty turkies that have been caught. After the plucking, these naughty turkies will soon become a roast turkey triple delight ready for feasting on by the broader political spectrum. Let's meet those at the dining table who are tucking into the roast!

The UK Independence Party (UKIP)

Simply put, these guys want the UK out of the EU altogether. Seeing as the EU costs the UK taxpayer £40 million per day (that's £14,600,000,000 per year!) and that it does nothing useful except undermine national autonomy in the nations it imposes itself on, that's a good place to start.

In addition, one of their MP's has been exposed as an expense-fiddler! This means that the party actually consists of someone with intelligence and ambition, so Mr Eagle Eye likes them already.

Despite this, the UKIP has been a major beneficiary of the expenses scandal, surging seven points in a week, drawing them level with Labour. Seeing Labour destroyed in such a way that sees them collapse to outside of the top-two, or even top-three, makes the turkey taste even sweeter. But before we get stuffing, let's take a peck at the others!

The Green Party

Now Mr Eagle Eye does not need to tell you the deal here, the environment is their big issue. Already feeling slightly nauseous about looking at their website, Mr Eagle Eye was nearly reduced into a spate of vomiting once he started reading their policies, including their horrific socialistic idealism they attempt to pass off as workable policies. Take a look at some of this drivel:

"Introduce green workforce training"
What's that then? Employing people to use a bucket and spade to clean crap off the beach to throw into one of your wierd composters that will cost more money than Crossrail? Give the workforce training that actually makes them skilled, ambitious and competitive personnell...

"Reduce poverty massively by introducing a Citizen's income"
This is ludicrous, utter insanity. How about not taxing people in the first place? Oh, Mr Eagle Eye is almost overwhelmed by the smell of turdshite that his beak shudders and his eyes cross! Look through the nice 'Citizen' word polish and all this is, is benefits under a different name. Sorry Greens, you can't polish a turd.

Libertas

These Europe-wide fellows are a most interesting brigade; their are dissatisfied with the current shape of the European Union, but they think that the EU has the potential to be awesome, once it's been subject to an immense level of reform. Their call is for total transparency and accountability in Europe, with only elected officals in charge of policy making.

Noble goals yes, but the EU is already a slouchy bloated walrus that takes an eternity to make decisions, even when it is pretty much unaccountable and a law unto itself. Introducing the stringent controls proposed by Libertas would make the EU have even less decisiveness. However, in the slim chance that Libertas took control of the EU and actually made it accountable and democratic, but also efficient, the EU might actually end up being worthwhile.

Most likley though is that these once pure-hearted do-gooders will just end up corrupt troughers like anybody else, who will shy away from their election promises (Labour anybody?)

British National Party

Mr Eagle Eye likes to take a high birdshite on these assholes! Not only are they mostly bitter angry skinheads from the shitehole that is the North of England, but taking a look at their website doesn't require much intuitive inspection to summarise their real goals.

In fact, the first line of their policy is thus "On current demographic trends, we, the native British people, will be an ethnic minority in our own country within sixty years". Quite frankly, Mr Eagle Eye couldn't give a birdshite. A person's quality should be based on who they become, not who they are when they are born.

Mr Eagle Eye does not like skinheads. Mr Eagle Eye does not like the badlands of 'Tup North', and Mr Eagle Eye does certainly not like blatant racists. Mr Eagle Eye likes foreigners, for they bring their skills, their culture, and their style to these shores, and make a far more positive contribution to this country than these tossers could ever do.

It is time for Mr Eagle Eye to make a decision!

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Mr Eagle Eye now officially backs UKIP! So let's beat our wings, cast our votes, stuff that damn turkey and get the UK out of the inebriated carcass that is the European Union, which can be left to Libertas to cripple even further, whilst the UK is freed from Brussels' shackles and economically rebounds as a result!

Well, it's a dream, but not a far off one! Vote UKIP! Remember to vote UKIP!

(apologies for not posting for ages, Mr Eagle Eye has had Bird Flu (total crap, he has been studying for his MCSE exams, but Bird Flu has a better ring to it)).

Barclays Birdshites on Government Bailed Banks!

As both a Barclays customer and a highly vocal supporter of free-market economics, Mr Eagle Eye is sqwuaking with delight at the latest figures released by the Blue Eagle Bank.

In spite of an enormous rise in impairment payments, up 79% to £2.3 billion, the Blue Eagle's profits spread their wings and soared to an impressive pre-tax £1.4 billion, an increase of 15% on the same quarter a year prior.

And a critical point that Mr Eagle Eye wants to flap his feathers at is that Barclays has shunned Government money! They have taken not a single penny from the taxpayer to fix their mistakes, unlike just about every other bank on the High Street, in particular, Lloyds, who I will shite on later in this post!

But Mr Eagle Eye is esctatic with glee that there is at least one major UK Bank that thinks that UK Bank Bailouts are a nestload of shite. Whilst Lloyds and RBS have become bloated overstuffed turkeys that can no longer fly due to government controls, Barclays soars high in the free and liberal skies of capitalist economics!

Let this be a lesson to ye all! Governement money comes with so many strings and so much red tape that it just is not worth it. Plus, you'll piss off the taxpayer, and more often than not, taxpayers are also potential customers for your business. So what will it be, asks the benevolent Mr Eagle Eye? Thou hast two options hitherto:

• You can refuse the government money! Sure, you might have needed it short term, to plug your balance sheet or appease your stakeholders, but for goodness sake, this is business! Restructuring the organization, sacking the shite, and reviewing processes and workflows are but three things that can be acted on decisiveley to not only bring quick results, but streamline the company in the longer term. When the market starts to pick up again, not only will your authority not be undermined by state control, but you won't have repayments to hold back profits and investment! Also, you'll have a much more efficient workforce, that Mr Eagle Eye would applaud.
• And the alternative is to take the government money! You can wave bye-bye to your authority over your own business because the State wants in, and they will undermine your authority at every possible opportunity. Complacent in the 'security' of having what seems to be free money, your business will get lazy, inefficient, reducing cost-effectiveness by the egg-load! And when the market picks up, your company will be too saddled and slow to react and take advantage. Plus, the tax-payers will be getting pissed because their little big investment is actually turning into an epic fail. State-owned businessess are arse-shite, enough to make Mr Eagle Eye choke with repulse!

And, Mr Eagle Eye is receiving a breaking report that ten United States banks have failed 'Stress Tests' and are apparently in need of further bail out money. Obama and Geithner haven't got a clue, not a f**king clue, what they are doing. Although it is still too early to bash Obama as he has barely been in office for a Quarter, Mr Eagle Eye does not predict great things from Obama, but that is a topic that requires a post all to itself.

However kids, if you have learnt one lesson from the magnificent wisdom and spectacular ego of Mr Eagle Eye, it is this!

Don't EVER take money from the Government!

Brown and Out!

Oh how Mr Eagle Eye is quite positiveley salivating from his keen sharp beak at the thought of the 2010 UK General Election next year! As the Labour Party continues to kill itself, let's take a look at the last few days and see what the children have been up to! I, Mr Eagle Eye, shall provide a summary via my Peck Points!

• Hazel Blears blasted her own party over a 'lamentable failure to communicate', in particular reference to Gordon Brown's first YouTube video, claiming it is no substitute for 'knocking on doors'. After talk of her ready to challenge the sinking ship's looney captain for the wheel as it sinks, she then saw sense and backed down from a leadership challenge.
  
• Charles Clarke, former Home Secretary, has publically admitted that he is ashamed to be a Labour MP. As one of the handful of Labour MPs who did not jump on the Brown Bandwagon in 2007, Mr Clarke appears to have some sense. But he must prove it and didtch Labour altogether! Which brings Mr Eagle Eye to
• Lord Ashdown has revealed that several Labour MPs, unhappy with the direction that the Labour Party is taking, are plotting to defect to the Liberal Democrats! This is on the basis if Labour lose the next general election, which almost certainly will be the case, and Mr Eagle Eye counts down the days!
• David Milliband, at a time when MP's expenses is a hot topic indeed, has taken it upon himself to demand a private jet! At a time when the private sector scales back on travel expenses and conferences, in favour of phone conferences and internet collaboration, perhaps this festering lump of shit can take note! Oh, no, Mr Eagle Eye forgot, a Left Wing government likes to think it is above the Private Sector. David Milliband, you are a corpulent c**t, and Mr Eagle Eye looks forward to you flying out of Government come 2010!
• Alistair Darling's budget and economic forecasts continue to be ripped to shreds by everybody who isn't a Labour Party insider, and also those who are colluding with him. Adding to knifewounds already inflicted by the IMF, European Commission and NIESR (National Institute of Economic and Social Research), the Treasury Committee is the latest group to cut these fantasy figures to bits.
  
• John Prescott nails Gordon Brown's smile! In spite of the warning by Hazel Blears, Gordon went and filmed another YouTube video, where he trots about his back garden talking to himself about how great he is, and how his is like Barack Obama. If this is not proof that this man is falling further into madness, then what is? Mr Prescott delivered this awesome piece of photopolitical history today! Two-Jabs then went on to deliver this magnificent sucker-punch, "The man has got the ability and intellect to get on with the job". Magnificent!

And all this is coming from the ranks of government itself! Mr Eagle Eye, though not usually a fond follower of the Liberal Democrats, he has enjoyed watching Nick Clegg, with much passion and energy, destroy Gordon Brown at PMQs today.



And check this out, even the Speaker of the House is damn near pissing himself at laughing stock that is our Prime Minister. Mr Eagle Eye is flapping his wings cheering like a chick!



And just think, we have another year of this hilarity to go on! Mr Eagle Eye is breathless from cackling laughter at the state of the Labour Party and it's incredible ability to cause more self harm than a heartbroken teenager with a razorblade. And just think, we have a year more of this to go! Labour knows that, come election day, they will be annihilated both by the electorate, and by their own party members who will wholesale jump ship to other parties, tails between legs, or leave politics all together. Things can only get better and better! Let's break out the popcorn and watch Labour kill itself!