Kenyan Politics Enters Sex Ban!

Now this story is just ludicrous and has me cackling like a cuckoo on crack. The Womens Development Organizaition coalition is encouraging women to deny their men sex for a week, in protest at the political clusterf**k the country is in between it's squabbling lead cocks, Prime Minister Cock and President Cock.

Given their aggressive lust for power, Mr Eagle Eye finds it hard to fathom why such men would even care about a week-long sex ban. Here are the reasons why this is all a load of arse!

• A week without sex? What is a week? That's no time! Try banning sex for a month or two for starters. But Mr Eagle Eye is of the belief that women lust after it more than men, so the women would crack!
  
• And even if they cannot manage, I'm sure they can just bend over one of their 'aides' and relieve themselves. It'd be like Clinton and Lewinski all over again, but not as funny. Because, come on, Clinton was just Clinton! No one could compare!
  
• However, the opportunity for political scandal is ripe! Imagine if the Prime Minister had sex with the President's wife, and filmed it! Imagine if the President and the Prime Minister's wife were having a cross-party sex party! Imagine if that happened in this country! Unfortunatley, the chances of Gordon Brown pulling down his nappies to try to play sink the pole before the poll with Mrs Cameron are small.
• Chances are the women could end up just getting sexually assaulted or raped, which is not nice at all.

Also of urgent need for Mr Eagle Eye to address is that these hens just are not that hot. Seriously, if one of these women were your lady (more fool you), would you care going a week without getting the hose wet?
The UK fares even worse for political totty! For a nation in which it's leading newspaper features a daily photo of a pretty nude lady, one would have thought that the UK would have prettier women on top! However, Mr Eagle Eye thinks this exhibit just about says it all!

However, if this were the government of Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Burlusconi, then the government would come to an instant and irrevocable halt until the needs of his Party of Freedom were met! Mr Eagle Eye has had his Eagle Eyes caught indeed with these images of Italy's proposed candidates for the upcoming European Elections:

And let's not forget Mr Sex Scandal himself, President Nicolas Sarkozy of the Fifth French Republic! If his piece of totty tricolour were to go on a one-week sex strike, Mr Eagle Eye would have to cover his ears and fly as far away from Paris as possible, lest he not be able to sleep due to the wails of a sleepless Nicolas.
And this has left Mr Eagle Eye with a statement, a testament of monolithic common sense.

Sex Strike will only work if the lady is hot!