The Hilarious Self-Destruction of the Labour Party!

As the UK Labour Party enters another major smearstorm, I find it quite hilarious that Labour is seemingly doing more to lose the UK election than the Conservatives are to doing to win it. Ray Collins, General Secretary of the Labour Party and Charlie Whelan of the Unite Union have been exposed as being in a secret (not any more!) meeting to discuss online digital campaigning, the Red Rag site to be precise. This meeting also consisted of Damian McBride and Derek Draper, who have been at the heart of the 'Smeargate' Scandal.

For one who loves the taste of Labour scandals, this latest delicacy is particularly delicious. This meeting occurred very likley to the knowledge of Gordon Brown, given as the Party Secretary and his 'Mr Fix It' Whelan were in attendance. This without doubt shows Gordon Brown not only did nothing to stop attempts to baselessly spread rumours about opposition politicians, but that he also gave it the green light.

This latest clownery is not just the shit hitting the fan; it's the latest in a long line of turds to be thrown at this smiling fan. The Expenses Fiasco (let's not forget Jacqui Smith's husband enjoying his publically subsidized wanking), tampering with ballot boxes, long-time Labour MPs resigning in disgust at what their party has become, Cash for Honours (or thanks to Labour's education leading to a generation of illiterate chavs, maybe that should be 'Ca$h 4 Honrs, m8'). The Conservatives have been a 'Do Nothing' party, but it is better to do no harm than fuck up. As long as the Conservatives sit by smiling sheepishly whilst Labour kills itself in a quite frankly hysterical manner, the election is theirs to win.

And I do hope the Conservatives win. Not that I am particularly fond of the Conservatives, but that I have an immense dislike of Labour. Integrity has been missing in politics for a long time. However, there is a difference between a lack of integrity, and taking the piss, taking the piss on such a scale that it transcends being bad into so bad that it is funny.

Labour know they will lose the election, and that, just like times prior, their disastrous fuckery is going to be cleaned up by an incoming Conservative government. Like a madman on a death sentance, Labour and Brown are becoming increasingly potty.

But after the shit you have put this country through, thank you Labour Party for amusing and entertaining us on your way to the guillotine!